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    Michael Tracey‏Verified account @mtracey May 16
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    Joe Biden's best-ever line was when he accused Rudy Giuliani of only being able to construct sentences with "a noun, a verb, and 9/11"

    5:14 PM - 16 May 2019
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      1. younis zubchevich‏ @youzoob May 16
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        Ha! I am certain enough a ghost writer was behind that. I would bet a $1 on it.

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      1. Chris Browñ‏ @CBrownATL May 16
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        STAND UP CHUCK!

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      1. Jay‏ @Tech_Jay May 16
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        ... Okay, that is funny but I still hate Joe

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      1. Qanon Tarantino‏ @JakeyProfane May 16
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        It really has been all downhill from there.

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      1. 'Stache‏ @Stache2020 May 16
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        American: I have some concerns about.... Politician: 9/11 was bad *Crowd goes wildpic.twitter.com/X3WGcideEY

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      1. Solych‏ @S0LYCH May 16
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        He doesn't come up with "lines". He's got staff for that.

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      1. Mr. Tatersalad‏ @MTatersalad May 16
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        Biden’s new go to is “ In my days” or something similar. Trying to Grandpa Simpson America.

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      1. Call me Ishmael‏ @ImcalledIshamel May 16
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        Remember when he said, “Zionists did 9/11.”

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      1. Obviously a Russian Asset  🌹‏ @of_obvious May 16
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        You didn’t like it when he said that DC schools perform poorly because they have a lot of black kids in them?

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      1. David Angel‏ @davidangel9999 May 16
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        ...and highly unlikely that he came up with it

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      1. furious_delecto_a‏ @furious_a May 16
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        “Three letter word” was pretty epic, too:https://youtu.be/BBHPvfAt5ow 

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      1. Al Ias‏ @ExTeaSea May 17
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        I wonder who wrote it for him?

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      2. Jerry “Stochastic” Mander‏ @bleeker185 May 16
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        Wrong. His best line was: Iraq was Obama’s greatest accomplishment.

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      3. VACUOUS CIPHER‏ @THE_DAILY_BLEAT May 16
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        It was a big effin deal. 🤓🍭🤔🤡🌍😄pic.twitter.com/pW2EdiTxwK

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      2. VACUOUS CIPHER‏ @THE_DAILY_BLEAT May 16
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        That's profound stuff for a guy that thinks in bumper stickers. #ILoveThePoorlyEducatedpic.twitter.com/sDOilSXtiK

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