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    Michael Tracey‏Verified account @mtracey May 15
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      1. John Caruso  ❤️‏ @PursuitOfGreat May 15
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        As Jerry Seinfeld once said, "this man is out of ideas".

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      1. Bill's Blue Dress‏ @chiefpopeye1979 May 15
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        Tell me when he livestreams his next hit & run

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      1. Skizer‏ @Skizer68 May 15
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      1. Gordie‏ @RileyhBFG May 15
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        Very innovative, nobody has come up with this angle yet......pic.twitter.com/Ttgd5YyURl

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      1. Dee Free‏ @DeeFree9 May 15
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        He reminds me of someone whose judgment is severely impaired by drug usage.

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      1. John Albin‏ @jetsetter328 May 15
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        Beto is straight up cringe

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      1. Dr RollerGator PhD‏ @drrollergator May 15
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        THIS IS THE DYSTOPIAN FUTURE WE ALL WANTED

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      1. Art Vandelay  🇵🇸‏ @moriyakari May 15
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        It's time to stop this now, Beto.

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      1. Daniel Carrapa‏ @danielcarrapa May 15
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        🎵 Hello darkness my old friend... 🎵

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      1. FDR’s Spooky and Mild Cigarillo  🌹 🎃‏ @MPLSGroove May 15
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        Might have something to do with thispic.twitter.com/qBNCT2cm0Y

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      1. Nancy Freed‏ @jeansbluejeans May 15
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        he's shown his visit to the dentist and now the barber, hope he doesn't have a proctologist's appt anytime soon

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      1. Kyle‏ @NH_to_Cali May 15
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        Next up... Bathroom scene bc everyone can relate, amirite?pic.twitter.com/ovF4vPRNtX

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        He looks like Seinfeld on the episode with the low-flow showerheads.

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      1. Think.Change.Repeat‏ @think_change_2 May 15
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      1. Mike N‏ @michaeI_nunez May 15
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        Memes for days!

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      1. Jenny Li‏ @jennyjenli May 15
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        I don't want this.

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      1. Linda Lee‏ @LindaLeeYou123 May 15
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        Indeed. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1839280/Video-Beto-ORourke-discusses-border-visiting-dentist.html … via @MailOnline

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