I had a dream about Donald Trump in September 2016 where he told me that he really hates himself. I thought that was kind of a pander-y dream honestly, I liked the one in October 2016 where I dreamed he had won and in the dream I was like wow, whadda ya know, odd stuff happens.
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I’ll pretend you never said that.
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Was it hard to come to terms with knowing that it was just a dream?
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Oh my...
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and then he missed a wide open clutch time dunk?
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I used to have that dream all the time.
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Opening monologue
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Hope he sees this, bro.
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I had a dream where Mitt Romney complemented me on my ability to bicycle a loop-dee-loop. I have never met Mitt Romney and I have never done stunt bicycling. But there you have it. It was definitely Mitt Romney, he complemented me in a very bland but enthusiastic way.
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I once had a dream in which Colin Powell personally apologized to me for lying about WMDs in Iraq. That was weird.
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he thinks the moon landings are fake....
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A lot of people do.
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That's not even presumptuous. He's an NBA star, but you're a world class award winning star reporter like Clark Kent. Except Kryptonite doesn't hurt you.
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Did he hold your ankles up? ;)
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