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    1. Simon Maloy‏Verified account @SimonMaloy Mar 23
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      Michael Tracey‏Verified account @mtracey Mar 23
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      I know you think you caught me in a real "gotcha," but here's the distinction: screenshots are often necessary to preserve the public record. "Screenshot police" is my pejorative term for those who use them to remove context and distort for the purpose of garnering Twitter likes.

      9:03 AM - 23 Mar 2019
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        1. Think B4U Tweet‏ @IRaiseUFacts Mar 23
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          That’s it, Tweet through it...pic.twitter.com/RL3Bs5svOV

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        2. Mark R. Yzaguirre‏Verified account @markyzaguirre Mar 23
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          In other words, “it’s OK when I do it”

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        3. Dr Seb v Groka, Fake PhD‏ @FakeDrSebaceous Mar 24
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          It's like a lemonheadpic.twitter.com/8dq3j4z9kb

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        1. lexi‏ @lexicorona2 Mar 23
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          😂😂😂

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        1. Angus Johnston‏Verified account @studentactivism Mar 23
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          "'Screenshot police' is my pejorative term for those who use them to remove context."pic.twitter.com/CZPz2jX8RE

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        1. Ragnarok Lobster‏ @eclecticbrotha Mar 23
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          You just did that, Mikey

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        1. 'Stache‏ @Stache2020 Mar 23
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          Lol, this is still my favorite.pic.twitter.com/GttMvUT5sl

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        1. Tyler Walke‏ @tyler_walke Mar 23
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          Come on guys, don’t twist this. Everyone is a cop except Michael, who is extremely cool.

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        1. Roe Zorra‏ @TheLFoxFire Mar 23
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          "No, no, no, no! You can't capture what I'm doing and save it! But as for me! Well, *I* can capture whatever I want to save it! It's the just and correct thing to do!"

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        1. Hannah  ✊‏ @SensiHannah Mar 23
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          Oh yeah I did something I whined and cried about, but you see, it's just different when I do it.pic.twitter.com/LUxLeYNlxA

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        1. 10 Ply‏ @neogeek62 Mar 23
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          Can't stop, won't stop.pic.twitter.com/kOhWf3IzGq

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        1. David Futrelle's monster‏ @DavidFutrelle Mar 24
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          pic.twitter.com/jYro7UERtc

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        1. your friend sam‏ @SamFromInternet Mar 23
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          "see when *I* do it, it's good, actually"

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        1. Bunny “Spooky Halloween Name” Sparber‏ @maxsparber Mar 23
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          Finally some text to accompany my dictionary entry for “a distinction without a difference.”

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        1. Willem DaFuq 🌽 🥚‏ @Punch_You Mar 23
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          Sir this is a Wendys etc

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        1. Rich‏ @Richiegreek Mar 23
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          Wow, that’s some second level thinking there.

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        1. h.p. lovecraft's 'the naming of cats'‏ @makeitsnowondem Mar 24
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          idk man 'preserving the public record' seems like something the screenshot police would be concerned with

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        1. David Futrelle's monster‏ @DavidFutrelle Mar 24
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          The screenshot police They live inside of my phone The screenshot police They won't leave me alone The screenshot police They're coming to own me Oh no

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        1. Niq Wright‏ @Mr_Wright89 Mar 23
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          Still a narc

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