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    Michael Tracey‏Verified account @mtracey Mar 22
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    Nothing in life is certain except death, taxes, and being called “hun” by gravely-voiced diner waitresses 😂

    7:00 PM - 22 Mar 2019
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    • LadyVeteran23 ♥ Viktor Samuel PSNBAotG-GSBAotP AmbireSeiche Corn Pop’s Swimming Cap StarkFreeorDie Douglas Joya Will Taylor Putin's Buddy⏳🏴 🇻🇪 🇵🇸 🇾🇪
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      2. Michael Tracey‏Verified account @mtracey Mar 22
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        Ha! Yes

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      1. Rob D‏ @dueckman123 Mar 22
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        I would eat there just to get called that

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      1. Andy Kleiber‏ @akondrake Mar 22
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        the 3rd is a o k though

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      1. Rick Sheridan‏ @RickSheridan Mar 22
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        And the waitress part gives everything value

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      1. Brogan Rowan‏ @dukeye Mar 23
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        Had the best service in years at a diner a couple weeks ago, was happy to tip well

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      2. Tony Guru Roma‏ @LaRomanBomber Mar 22
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        pic.twitter.com/sT2uCnfw6h

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      3. Phillygirl74‏ @Phillygirl741 Mar 22
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        😂

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      1. Zerah‏ @Z15701520 Mar 22
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        Waffle House?

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      1. gary beatty‏ @gbgary54 Mar 22
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        "What don't you want?"

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      1. CageyBee‏ @CageyBee33 Mar 22
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        PIE! That’s how you get it baby.

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      1. All Roads Lead to Putin‏ @RepAmWatch Mar 22
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        Doing her best Harvey Fierstein.

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      1. tipton cole‏ @tipton Mar 22
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        I’ve always been “sweetie”.

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      1. Secret Squirrel™  🕵️ covertly dispersing nutshells‏ @mjones206 Mar 22
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        And strangers tweeting about you after you walk away. 🤣

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      2. NWI Gazette‏ @NWIGazette Mar 22
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        Kiss my grits (who is old enough for that pop culture reference ?)

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      3. Frank The Tank‏ @n_ego_montoya Mar 23
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        Alice. (Flo said it if I recall)

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      1. Dan Roy‏ @danwroy Mar 22
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        𝔑𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔦𝔫 𝔩𝔦𝔣𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔠𝔢𝔯𝔱𝔞𝔦𝔫 𝔢𝔵𝔠𝔢𝔭𝔱 𝔡𝔢𝔞𝔱𝔥, 𝔱𝔞𝔵𝔢𝔰, 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔟𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔠𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔡 “𝔥𝔲𝔫” 𝔟𝔶 𝔤𝔯𝔞𝔳𝔢𝔩𝔶-𝔳𝔬𝔦𝔠𝔢𝔡 𝔡𝔦𝔫𝔢𝔯 𝔴𝔞𝔦𝔱𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔰pic.twitter.com/sfezkqtOpP

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      1. Jeanie‏ @midnightsun91 Mar 22
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        Well, they’re the old school.

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      2. Show Up! America‏ @ShowUpAmerica Mar 22
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        I beg to differ. Only death is assured for the super-wealthy. They don’t eat in diners and they don’t pay taxes.

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