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      Michael Tracey‏Verified account @mtracey Mar 15
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      That's a sadistic lie (you can't provide any evidence for it whatsoever) but of course you don't care. Either way, I'm really sad that I'll never be able to satisfy the Angry Ironic Weird Twitter crowd. That whole sensibility definitely didn't cease being funny in like, 2014

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        1. Face‏ @Arr Mar 15
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          I’m not sure the conversation is about “funny” things anymore

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        1. Timmy Lee Fubbins‏ @T_nels Mar 15
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          I’m sure you can vent to your buddy Tucker about this if you really need to

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        1. okmixu‏ @okmixu Mar 15
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          What’s this now about the shooter being exasperated with conservatives?

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        2. Children Of The Dust‏ @Me2S3M Mar 15
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          Don't waste your time talking to leftists until they come sober up from their denunciation high. Should only take a few days, then they'll be chasing another hit. It's nearly hopeless to try to reason with them when they're sober, but impossible when they're high.

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        3. mario party boat‏ @donutburg Mar 15
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          My dudes on that dust

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        2. [Bochy noises]‏ @Chris_Sherwood Mar 15
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          [Bochy noises] Retweeted Justin Baragona

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          Tucker Carlson ends his interview with Michael Tracey by telling him he's "the one thing worth reading on Twitter" pic.twitter.com/elv6LnHS2E
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        1. Oops! All Bicycle Kix‏ @Bicycle_Kix Mar 15
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          The only reason anyone knows who you are is because you go on a white nationalist tv show watched exclusively by grandpas with extensive "race opinions" that'll probably be off the air in 6 months. I wouldn't be throwing shade about relevance.

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        1. Drackadillo‏ @Grackadillo Mar 15
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          Man, if I saw nothing but Twitter Nazis liking my posts as I defended myself from critique I'd go take a long damned walk and reconsider my life and the choices therein, but hey, keep on digging that hole, bucko.

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        1. Jake Sperling‏ @Jake_Sperling Mar 15
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          i mean boss if it's a sadistic lie, I assume we won't see anymore of you on Uncle Tuck's White Power Hour, right?

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        1. GG Allin Dershowitz  🛸‏ @ExtinctionReady Mar 15
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          At least you get to satisfy Tucker "Warren Jeffs is innocent" Tucker though right?

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        1. zaron, but a ghost  💀 👻‏ @zaron5551 Mar 15
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          Lol buddy, we're not illiterate we can see the evidence

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        2. Replier Ocelot‏ @ReplierOcelot Mar 15
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          Was that the same year Maxine Waters powerbombed you through a table

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        1. JarekFA‏ @JarekFA Mar 15
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          Mike - you frequently have excellent takes that go against the mainstream. But when I disagree with you I get pushback in your mentions from like the worst MAGA trolls. Like Pepe city.

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        1. ralph boombo‏ @TiffyBrimple Mar 15
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          you are wrong and dan is right.

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        2. Corner *Store* Specialist‏ @tonypaylow Mar 15
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          Since Maxine gave you an RKO in public (your description of the incident, not mine) you’ve appeared on Fox News multiple times with vapid criticism and now you’re stating the true victims here are the right winged conservatives being falsely affiliated

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