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    Michael Tracey‏Verified account @mtracey Feb 8
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    Michael Tracey Retweeted Benjamin Wittes

    Assuming this is actually true (dubious, to say the least) I seriously resent cable news winding up elderly people such that this would be at the forefront of a man's mind immediately prior to deathhttps://twitter.com/benjaminwittes/status/1093593600640892929 …

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    Benjamin WittesVerified account @benjaminwittes
    A 93-year-old WWII vet, rushed to an emergency room recently and informed he had hours to live offered the following before drifting into his terminal unconsciousness: "Shit. I'm not gonna see the Mueller report, am I?" True story.
    1:29 PM - 8 Feb 2019
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      1. John‏ @trottejo Feb 8
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        Well, at least he won't have to experience the disappointment.

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      1. Adam Carter‏ @with_integrity Feb 9
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        True or not, it's fairly obvious he's appealing to emotion and hoping to maintain his followers misguided expectations of Mueller's probe through the use of this otherwise-unremarkable anecdote.

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      2. Baron von Kachenbaltz‏ @Scomu2179 Feb 8
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        I thought McCain was 81 when he died.

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      1. Mitchell Kloc‏ @The_Meech Feb 8
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        yeah this absolutely did not happen

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      1. Johnny Argent‏ @JohnnyArgent Feb 8
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        I would say that the freaks who sit in their lofty hideaways & steer & script the narrative have no shame, but i've already used far too many words to state a well-worn truism that should elicit little more than a hearty "DUH."

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      1. OκULTRA XP 🧿‏ @0K_ultra Feb 8
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        I can relate to his plight, since I await that shit show eagerly

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      1. S. Harp‏ @SHarp56_ Feb 8
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        I'll take "Things That Never Happened" for $200 Alex.

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      1. Heliopause‏ @stevesond Feb 8
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        The mirror image of the venerable "True story: my four year old just asked, 'Mommy, why does Donald Trump want to destroy the world?'"

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      1. azenrog‏ @punishedazen Feb 8
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        This is a “and the the whole bus clapped” kind of story. Would seriously doubt any part of it.

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      1. arik‏ @arikarikari Feb 8
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        arik Retweeted L'ville Guy

        https://twitter.com/typeting/status/1093595889749450756 …

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        My almost 95 yo father, who’s under hospice care now for pancreatic cancer, also was hoping to live long enough to see the Mueller report.
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      1. Laura‏ @NonsenseEnd Feb 8
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        You mean cable “news” — FTFY

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      1. theBelgian‏ @jericho71 Feb 8
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        You can never really quite decide where you stand on ageism, can you.

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      1. Ralph L Santovenia‏ @Joker961 Feb 8
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        I'll take Shit That Never Happened for $200, Alex.

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      1. The Independent‏ @13Vassar Feb 8
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        Mueller’s fault. If Mueller was an anesthesiologist, patients would scream in agony.

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      1. Dale RH‏ @Dale79403747 Feb 8
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        I agree. My last thought would be "shit I guess Britney Spears isn't going to happen..."

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      1. Nonsense Muncher‏ @NonsenseMuncher Feb 8
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        Won't SOMEBODY think of the 93-year olds?

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