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    Michael Tracey‏Verified account @mtracey Feb 1
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    The most scandalous revelation in my yearbook is that I was a member of the Middle School bowling club. I anticipate someday having to resign over this

    6:41 PM - 1 Feb 2019
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      2. Matt Welch‏Verified account @MattWelch Feb 1
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        Do it now.

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      3. Michael Tracey‏Verified account @mtracey Feb 1
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        done

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      1. Catherine‏ @HiFalutinWays Feb 1
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        pic.twitter.com/RbJRy5Fj06

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      1. David Hunnes‏ @DHunnes Feb 1
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        Wish my middle school had a bowling club!

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      2. Carl Benedetti Jr.‏ @CBenedettiJr Feb 1
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        I quoted Al Gore...mine’s worse.

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      3. Wilder Larkin‏ @LarkinWilder Feb 1
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        😂

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      1. I have the damn receipts.‏ @sam4soph Feb 1
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      1. 6c697374_fag‏ @6c697374_fag Feb 1
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        Home schooled people: “Now’s my chance!”

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      1. Craig Steger‏ @craig_steger Feb 1
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        I bet the ball was black, wasn’t it?

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      1. ChrisH‏ @ChrisH75995549 Feb 1
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        I always knew there was something sinister about you... 😉

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      1. Phil&Buster'sUndeadstrophe?UBet!M4ASharkOFish☭☭‏ @J_K_Smothers Feb 1
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        Dude....pic.twitter.com/gLdSHJpFOm

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      1. Gianni Abruzzi‏ @Johnny_Abruzzo Feb 1
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        I put in such a lame quote. Why didn’t I just do something from Pulp Fiction or Pearl Jam? 😥

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      1. Shitz Guevera ⏳‏ @GueveraShitz Feb 1
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        Resign NOW!

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      1. Optimist. Long memory‏ @Rockmedia Feb 1
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        Me too. It taught me to add really fast in my head...but never improved my bowling. 😊

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      1. Coshoct‏ @Coshoct Feb 1
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        Only if you could break 200

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      1. Mary Neigh  ⏳‏ @nashvl Feb 1
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        Strike :)

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      1. Nonsense Muncher‏ @NonsenseMuncher Feb 1
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        Still waiting for Bernie or Tulsi to step up and comment on this....

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      1. Eric Blair‏ @chloe83us1 Feb 1
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        As the great Scott Dworkin would say, Resign!

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      1. (((Charlie Martin)))‏ @chasrmartin Feb 1
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        So you’re resigned to having to resign?

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