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    Michael Tracey‏Verified account @mtracey Jan 25
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    And on top of everything else, now we'll have to sit through a traditional State of the Union charade, the pinnacle of American phoniness and tedium. What a joke.

    11:44 AM - 25 Jan 2019
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      2. OldCrow 🔹 🌽‏ @cook_robert_l Jan 25
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        All future State of Unions should be scheduled for 1 am on Monday mornings, interspersed every 5 minutes with 30 minute infomercials on final expense planning to avoid being planted in potters field. It’s all bullshit!

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      3.  ♿ 🔯 гильотина MalkaBeth #GiveAssangeANobel‏ @malkabethwendy Jan 25
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        The "State of The Union" wasn't even supposed to be a pageantry matter-- most of the history of our country it's just been a written letter delivered to the house & senate during their first meeting of the year!

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      1. Foggy Anabasis‏ @foggyanabasis Jan 25
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        Why do you have to do that? The age of canonical gatekeepers is over. I haven't watched a single state of the union address since 9/11. The world is filled with interesting things for you to comment on. My brother, you can also be free.

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      1. Kyle Style Podcast‏ @KStylePodcast Jan 25
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        You don't have to watch it.

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      1. Justin Wier‏ @byjustinwier Jan 25
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        They need to go back to submitting the update to be read to congress by a clerk, as they did for much of the 1800s.

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      1. Turbo 🎶 🇺🇸‏ @BareDimension Jan 25
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        I'm pretty sure you catch a rerun of Hogan's Heroes rather than watching.

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      1. NetboyRick‏ @NetBoyRick Jan 25
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        half the room giving standing ovations over nonsense, the other half sitting on their hands out of spite. I can't wait.

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      1. JustASlice‏ @AmericanAsPie Jan 25
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        You don't have to sit through it though. Just change the channel.

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      1. Peter‏ @Peter30302273 Jan 25
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        Didn't you say he was looking for bipartisanship in building the wall and not looking into a national emergency even though he threatened that today? No offense, Michael, but you need to stop being so defensive of Trump even if he 'challenges the establishment' as you call it.

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      1. Nonsense Muncher‏ @NonsenseMuncher Jan 25
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        Go play video games or something... NO ONE IS FORCING YOU TO WATCH THE SOTU

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      1. Phillygirl74‏ @Phillygirl741 Jan 25
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        😂

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      1. Charles Saporito‏ @cvsjr002 Jan 25
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        It will be an hour long border wall sales pitch.

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        I’ll be watching paint dry that day.

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      1. Sasquatch‏ @Carpophores Jan 25
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        Can you imagine how depressing it must be to be Michael Tracey's significant other? He's the most cynical, pessimistic, glass half empty guy on all of Twitter. Definitely at the top of the list in terms of guys you think will pull an Anthony Bourdain exit someday.

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      1. Kay‏ @beachcobbler Jan 25
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        There is no longer Union. That is the state of the Union.

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