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    Michael Tracey‏Verified account @mtracey Jan 20
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    Michael Tracey Retweeted David Klion 🔥

    I guess this is some kind of super funny meme, but knowing how Twitter tends to operate, outright fabricating tweets seems like a bad idea. Maybe it's just mehttps://twitter.com/DavidKlion/status/1087068826863370242 …

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    David Klion 🔥Verified account @DavidKlion
    Hm, I don't always agree with Tracey, but he's correct that generously buttered noodles sprinkled with just a quarter cup of parsley for color and freshness are the perfect blank canvas for practically any stew or braise. pic.twitter.com/s7GtwBK5Ow
    1:13 PM - 20 Jan 2019
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      2. Petunia‏ @fledglingperson Jan 20
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        Lighten up.

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      3. Catherine‏ @HiFalutinWays Jan 21
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        How can he lighten up, he’s got the oven at 200 degrees while he butters the pasta generously, cuts up the parsley all the while thinking of witty posts about the Patriots? He’s a Renaissance man.

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      1. Jack Lewis‏ @JackCSLewis Jan 20
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        Maybe the trick is to be flattered that some loser has enough time to waste to do this sort of thing and that he felt you were worthy of it?

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      1. Jen Monroe  🗽 🌐‏ @jenniferm_q Jan 20
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        Well now we need you to officially comment on your feelings about buttered noodles

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      1. Being angry is good: Jettison Pod 2020‏ @dugdugdamnit Jan 20
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        Jesus I remember having this fight on a web forum about 10 years ago. Barn door's been open for a while now. Maybe just roll with it.

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      1.  ⏳Lally Weymouth's Southampton Home ⏳ #Unity4J‏ @OrganicCucumber Jan 20
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        David Klingon.

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      1. Catherine‏ @HiFalutinWays Jan 21
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        So how was the stew, Mr Tracey?

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      1. Brian Gooley‏ @BRGooley Jan 20
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        Brian Gooley Retweeted Bloomberg TicToc

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        New York Governor Andrew Cuomo is proposing to make assaulting a journalist a felony pic.twitter.com/ywVVzCv9iB
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      1. Jacques Desjardins‏ @JacquesD7613 Jan 20
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        Pretty sure they'd search their database for evidence of an actual tweet, and not just accept a "screenshot" as evidence. But yeah - kinda deceitful.

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      1. Sega‏ @segasaurus Jan 22
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        Didn't you fabricate an assault?

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      2. BOOdy GHOULiani‏ @jdtitan Jan 20
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        Is it kind of like when you fabricated being assaulted by an octogenarian woman?

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      2. Joe Miasma  🔜 Exams‏ @JoeMiasma Jan 20
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        What are jokes?

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      2. Joe Diffie‏ @omgwtf2011 Jan 20
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        Just chill it’s a joke nobody thinks it’s real. Even if they did what’s the danger in being associated with parsley noodles?

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