Lighten up.
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How can he lighten up, he’s got the oven at 200 degrees while he butters the pasta generously, cuts up the parsley all the while thinking of witty posts about the Patriots? He’s a Renaissance man.
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Maybe the trick is to be flattered that some loser has enough time to waste to do this sort of thing and that he felt you were worthy of it?
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Well now we need you to officially comment on your feelings about buttered noodles
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Jesus I remember having this fight on a web forum about 10 years ago. Barn door's been open for a while now. Maybe just roll with it.
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David Klingon.
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So how was the stew, Mr Tracey?
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Pretty sure they'd search their database for evidence of an actual tweet, and not just accept a "screenshot" as evidence. But yeah - kinda deceitful.
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Didn't you fabricate an assault?
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Is it kind of like when you fabricated being assaulted by an octogenarian woman?
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What are jokes?
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Just chill it’s a joke nobody thinks it’s real. Even if they did what’s the danger in being associated with parsley noodles?
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