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    1. David Klion 🔥‏Verified account @DavidKlion Jan 20
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      Hm, I don't always agree with Tracey, but he's correct that generously buttered noodles sprinkled with just a quarter cup of parsley for color and freshness are the perfect blank canvas for practically any stew or braise.pic.twitter.com/s7GtwBK5Ow

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      Michael Tracey‏Verified account @mtracey Jan 20
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      Why are you fabricating tweets from me? I guess it’s some kind of meme, but don’t you think fabricating tweets is probably a bad idea?

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        2. David Klion 🔥‏Verified account @DavidKlion Jan 20
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          Michael are you saying you don’t agree that generously buttered noodles sprinkled with just a quarter cup of parsley for color and freshness are the perfect blank canvas for practically any stew or braise?

          4 replies 3 retweets 226 likes
        3. Michael Tracey‏Verified account @mtracey Jan 20
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          I don't agree with fabricating tweets. Bad practice. But real funny stuff, including this super ironic reply. Nice going.

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        2. M A Walker‏ @MAWalke12024508 Jan 20
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          Replying to @mtracey @caitoz @DavidKlion

          Back in the 90s on usenet, this was considered a cardinal sin. i.e. to "spoof" e.g. To make up a quote and falsely attribute it. It was punishable by as close to the highest penalty that could be given by the internet gods since it's extremely disruptive to communications for all

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        3. hell phone 🔪 ⚰️self-own ♿️‏ @g3thaunted Jan 21
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          So do you or do you not think that generously buttered noodles sprinkled with just a quarter cup of parsley for color and freshness are the perfect blank canvas for practically any stew or braise?

          0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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        1.  🦅‏ @Stop_Groupthink Jan 20
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          Replying to @mtracey @DavidKlion

          They have no real arguments against your points, especially RE: Russiagate. So it becomes mockery over substance. Don’t sweat it. These people are empty shells.

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        1. #JeSuisLibra‏ @ProfJeffJarviss Jan 20
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          Replying to @mtracey @DavidKlion

          Michael I love to see this civility on the net

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        1. Elijah Woodn't‏ @root_of_all_eli Jan 20
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          Replying to @mtracey @DavidKlion

          *involved in the most harmless joke possible* "Very funny but we must consider the principle." *retweeted by alt-right* "Lol chill it's just Twitter"

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        1. Dallas Hoelscher‏ @DJHoelscher Jan 20
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          The internet is a very strange place.

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        1. StratAnalytica‏ @StratAnalytica Jan 20
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          So are you saying it’s NOT a perfect blank canvas?

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        1. Steve E Ennever‏ @MusicMiscreant Jan 20
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          Not even well done.

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        1. Valentine's Day Pun/Obscure Reference TBA‏ @Alt_Trotskyist Jan 20
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          This is the best possible response and is in no way hilarious. Keep going.

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        1. Heather Langtry‏ @HeatherLangtry Jan 20
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          The Noodle Incident.

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        1. Makkiarubra  ⏳‏ @MakkiaRubia Jan 20
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          Replying to @mtracey @DavidKlion

          I guess that -faulting solid arguments- someone falls back to an articulate equivalent of "nyah, nyahhh!"🤔

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        2. Pill crystal‏ @Pill_crystal Jan 20
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          Replying to @mtracey @DavidKlion

          Its the new hip style of humor where you have to make jokes without the funny offensive parts

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        1. Merlot Waterboard‏ @ursa_turbo Jan 20
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          Replying to @mtracey @DavidKlion

          Quarter cup seems like a lot of parsley

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        1. Normal Human‏ @Normal_Human333 Jan 20
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          Replying to @mtracey @DavidKlion

          I can't believe he would defame you like this, but for the record: how much butter is "generous" in your view?

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        1. Rubber Soul  🎹‏ @goldfrapp1001 Jan 20
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          Klion’s tweet would be funny, if it were funny. Don’t quit the day job bub.

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