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    Michael Tracey‏Verified account @mtracey Jan 14
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    Fast food is objectively delicious, as distinct from "good," because it's been meticulously engineered for maximum deliciousness by extremely sophisticated scientists. Hence why millions of fast food products are sold daily. I question the integrity of anyone who denies this

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      1. JR‏ @harryjharryj Jan 14
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        That shit tastes good for 5-8 minutes after you order it. Every minute after it’s half as tasty. Rapidly approaches disgusting.

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      1. All my best friends are Russian assets‏ @Neptunenight Jan 14
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        Sir, this is a Jiffy Lube.

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      2. Bart Anderson‏ @bart_e_anderson Jan 14
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        Once you develop a taste for really good food - fresh, complex, sustaining - it's really hard to go back to junk food. Scientists can't replicate that. All they can do is engineer addictive sensations. They *are* good at that!

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      3. Cash Money‏ @SweetNutrients Jan 15
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        The basic template of any junk food is to take some cheap base and add either loads of salt, loads of sugar, or both.

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      1. Leeuwen‏ @FlowersxSilence Jan 14
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        Americans

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      2. Jonathan Copeland‏ @thebrick00 Jan 15
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        Nothing is objectively delicious. And I say this as a chef. Taste is purely subjective. Yes the flavor industry has pumped the food up with lots of sugars and fats because people do like sweet and fatty, but that doesn’t make it “objectively delicious.”

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      3. ♪ ominous music ♪‏ @mangosity Jan 15
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        Absolutely. The taste of fast food appeals to the lowest common denominator. Taste aside, it also appeals because it's cheap & fast. And standardized, so you always know what you're getting.

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      1. Sean Tavares‏ @MaxDaddy78 Jan 14
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        Fast food is not "meticulously engineered for maximum deliciousness", it is meticulously engineered for maximum deliciousness/cost ratio. So, both you and the food snobs are correct!

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      1. Russian Asset Ron‏ @Th0ught_Pris0n Jan 14
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        Objective deliciousness turns to objectivr foggy low energy mild depression in about 20 min

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      2. Joshua Abell‏ @intorpere Jan 14
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        Fast food relies on concoctions of chemicals, salt, sugar and fats to disguise how apt the term junk food is. Once I'd gone without all that for a while, it began to seem a whole lot less delicious. I suspect millions of people are just addicts.

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      3. Elizabeth‏ @maudlinmuse Jan 14
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        Finally got the Big Mac of my dreams and wishes after some years without and this is true. Whoppers however, still good so must be more food-like.

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      1. Colby Cosh‏ @colbycosh Jan 14
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        This tweet attracted insecure bonehead showoffs like a hamburger left in the sun attracts flies

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      1. Michael Sanislo‏ @sparktherevolt Jan 14
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        never 4getpic.twitter.com/8TpFGHnbco

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      1. arik‏ @arikarikari Jan 14
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        arik Retweeted David Roberts

        https://twitter.com/drvox/status/1084965731102384128 …

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        3. Yes, in many places fast food is the cheapest option, so many poor & working class people depend on it. Yes, it tastes good, because it is literally designed in f'ing laboratories to stimulate our taste centers. So, yes, lots of ordinary people eat it & like it! But ...
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      1. Tony Dorsett‏ @theWr3tch Jan 14
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        It's cheap and convenient. I wouldn't call it delicious. Delicious is a seared 16oz prime rib medium rare and not a double cheeseburger from McDonald's. Although I do quite enjoy a mushroom swiss from Hardee's and that gravy is tasty but delicious is an overstatement.

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      1. Oops! The Planet! ⓥ‏ @TippingElements Jan 14
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        It’s me! millions sold due to advertising, subsidies, and poverty.

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      1. funkychicken‏ @funkychicken Jan 14
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        College kids like free food. Any coaches or administrators who want fine dining can find it after the event and pay for it themselves. I would guess the vast majority of the players had a blast.

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      1. BOOdy GHOULiani‏ @jdtitan Jan 14
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        I question the integrity of anyone who claims an octogenarian woman brushing past them in order to escape harassment is assault.

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      1. Cocaine Mitch‏ @RashaanB310 Jan 15
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        Let your fast food sit for an hour or two then till me how delicious it is.

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      2. All Markets Clear  👻‏ @jedgarnaut Jan 15
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        very short half life Ten minutes under the light, and a burger should be tossed.

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      3. soncharm‏ @soncharm Jan 15
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        But WITHIN that ten minute window is bliss!

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