That shit tastes good for 5-8 minutes after you order it. Every minute after it’s half as tasty. Rapidly approaches disgusting.
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Sir, this is a Jiffy Lube.
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Once you develop a taste for really good food - fresh, complex, sustaining - it's really hard to go back to junk food. Scientists can't replicate that. All they can do is engineer addictive sensations. They *are* good at that!
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The basic template of any junk food is to take some cheap base and add either loads of salt, loads of sugar, or both.
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Nothing is objectively delicious. And I say this as a chef. Taste is purely subjective. Yes the flavor industry has pumped the food up with lots of sugars and fats because people do like sweet and fatty, but that doesn’t make it “objectively delicious.”
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Absolutely. The taste of fast food appeals to the lowest common denominator. Taste aside, it also appeals because it's cheap & fast. And standardized, so you always know what you're getting.
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Fast food is not "meticulously engineered for maximum deliciousness", it is meticulously engineered for maximum deliciousness/cost ratio. So, both you and the food snobs are correct!
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Objective deliciousness turns to objectivr foggy low energy mild depression in about 20 min
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Fast food relies on concoctions of chemicals, salt, sugar and fats to disguise how apt the term junk food is. Once I'd gone without all that for a while, it began to seem a whole lot less delicious. I suspect millions of people are just addicts.
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Finally got the Big Mac of my dreams and wishes after some years without and this is true. Whoppers however, still good so must be more food-like.
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This tweet attracted insecure bonehead showoffs like a hamburger left in the sun attracts flies
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It's cheap and convenient. I wouldn't call it delicious. Delicious is a seared 16oz prime rib medium rare and not a double cheeseburger from McDonald's. Although I do quite enjoy a mushroom swiss from Hardee's and that gravy is tasty but delicious is an overstatement.
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It’s me! millions sold due to advertising, subsidies, and poverty.
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College kids like free food. Any coaches or administrators who want fine dining can find it after the event and pay for it themselves. I would guess the vast majority of the players had a blast.
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I question the integrity of anyone who claims an octogenarian woman brushing past them in order to escape harassment is assault.
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Let your fast food sit for an hour or two then till me how delicious it is.
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very short half life Ten minutes under the light, and a burger should be tossed.
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But WITHIN that ten minute window is bliss!
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