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    Michael Tracey‏Verified account @mtracey Jan 10
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    Can we also get an Emergency Declaration prohibiting 2020 presidential candidates from live-streaming their household chores and medical appointments?

    9:36 AM - 10 Jan 2019
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      2. David Bernheart  🌹‏ @David_Bernheart Jan 10
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        Maybe call it what it is instead. Corporate Dems like Beto and Warren are attempting to emulate AOC's authenticity with awkward social media stunts.

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      1. Bogdan Mendryshora‏ @BMendry Jan 10
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        @irena_fridman yes

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      1. LorenzoPronto‏ @LorenzoPronto Jan 10
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        Has anyone started a pool for the first candidate to crash a car while live streaming?

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      1. Scott Carroll‏ @YouDaManTiger Jan 10
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        Yes please. I really don't want Joe Biden to take me along during his colonoscopy.

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      1. Chris‏ @d0gmah Jan 11
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        I’m gonna live stream my lobotomy. Consider me the Dem candidate as soon as it’s done.

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      1. Rhameston‏ @rhameston Jan 10
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        How else are we going to know who has the morale fortitude to launch the nukes if we can't see them battle their insurance company over a copay?

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      1. Zip  🍺‏ @zip_zip_zip_3 Jan 10
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        Ya - totally over doing it. Proof consultants are not that great

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      1. Ken Meyer‏ @Kcmeyer6971 Jan 10
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        Warren goes live with her colonoscopy!

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        AOC is good at it. All these boomers trying to emulate her are a bunch of hilarious cringe-fail.

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      1. RandomWisdom‏ @RandomWisdom3 Jan 10
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        I dare say your resolution to become a comedian is working out spectacularly.

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      1. Bananas  🍌 🍌 🍌‏ @Bananas_R_Silly Jan 10
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        Aren't you conservatives the ones who elected a warmonger on the premise that he was the kind of guy you could have a beer with? Wait, who am I kidding, you were in grade school when Bush was president.

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      1.  🇺🇸MAGAme 🇺🇸‏ @heyjustmaga Jan 10
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        All politicians please. No one really cares about the ‘I’m just a normal person like you’ narrative. We actually might be better than you, but just not crazy enough to run for office.

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      1. Greg Foster‏ @hate_is_wack Jan 10
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        Can't wait to see Beto live stream his morning dump soon.

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      1. Free Julian! Free Julian! Free julian!‏ @SunnyDayDreamer Jan 10
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        And an emergency declaration stopping the media from reporting who the candidates slept with the decade before would be awesome as well. I don’t care who they all slept with, but I do care how they govern. Keep their bedrooms out of the race.

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      1.  🇺🇸 🔥LAZARUS 🔥 🇺🇸‏ @Terra_Nulius Jan 10
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        tmi grossness.

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      1. Militant_Normalita ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️‏ @iWideOpen Jan 10
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        YES Please

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      1. Lori Ogle‏ @loriogle Jan 11
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        Isn’t that the truth?!

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