too much calamari my dude
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Not wrong
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start making your own food.
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Like the Dow drop and gain
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The good news is you’ll get a head start on your New Years weight loss resolution.
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Time to
#GoVeganThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Don’t eat meat. Food poisoning gone.
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And don't eat vegetables grown in conditions where exploited illegal immigrants aren't allowed bathroom breaks+have to defecate in the field. Remember, we need to exploit them because no American will work these jobs, and if they were allowed bathbroom breaks lettuce would be $9.
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That's how to save calories. Sorry, you didn't invent that. Ask a teenage girl.
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Never too early to start losing weight for the new year!
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The dreaded gastro I’m guessing. Set your sails for shore. It’ll be a bumpy ride.
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The putrefaction has begun
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. Good way to look at things!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I bet you might just be allergic to shellfish

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You were regretting your rich meals!
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Probably the seafood. Since being vegan i don't worry much about spoilage.
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I had the same thing. Merry Christmas.
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May as well follow up with an Epsom Salt cleanse and start with a clean slate
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Get well. We need your sanity back on the interweb.
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