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Keep her shut down. What does the federal government really do for any of us anyways? All of Washington DC could disappear and we would all be better off, the world would be too.
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Things we might miss when the government is shut down; Center for Disease Control (no surveillance, help line or cleanup) Museums National Parks NOAA (better hope no storms surges happen) Veterans Services Passport and Socials Services processing Longer list if longer shutdown.
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The candle burned out long before their legend ever will...
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You’re waxing lyrical
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*pours of a little liquor*
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Dead, at the age of 1.
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A libertarian’s dream. Except we still have to pay taxes
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Guy Fawkes' bomb finally went off
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Cheer up. At least you can walk through the parks. Trump won’t be barricading open air monuments the way Obama did.
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Can't do government stuff without writing the right money numbers on paper. That would break all the government money paper laws
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Is this a real take? The government, in general, is a good thing to not exist?
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Does this mean the sun won’t come up tomorrow?? Asking for a friend...
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Your Irish Catholic superstitions are in great shape
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"No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session."
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