Beto is writing plaintive Medium posts about jogging in the snow and contemplating the divine, which can only mean one thing...https://medium.com/@BetoORourke/i-woke-up-after-a-good-nights-sleep-9999308c103e …
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“Dude, I dreamed I was, like, skating through the parking lot of an infinite Whataburger, when lizards with
@tedcruz’s face swarmed me...”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Not that unknown. I'd say somewhere around 1/8 of an ounce. Gets him cycling, but still functional. Anything more than a quarter and he would be rolling on the floor and alternating between giggling and screaming, depending on headspace... Not that I would know about that.
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Only if his hair starts to attack his neck.
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His pre-election routine included a maniacal xenophobic rant where he alleged that Cruz is a Putin's agent or something. A true "progressive".
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Red or Blue there’s an equalizer
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Breakfast of Champions....
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