Yes, the performative neutrality (usually corporate-imposed) is what’s bothersome. As in, the phoniness!
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Wait, you’re concerned because people are getting reminded to vote? Or you’re mad because that’s the only Tinder alert you’ve ever received?
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BY GAWD, THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY
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This is the first time Tracey has ever encountered a corporate feel-good exhortation to vote, because he lives his life falling off of one turnip truck and onto another, describing a Mobius strip of bafflement.
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"Mobius strip of bafflement" is a beautiful phrase
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This is the dumbest thing I’ve heard today and the competition is fierce.
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This is the best tweet ever.
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Oh no, more people are going to express their opinion about who will represent their interests in Congress. Do you need a shoulder to cry on?
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He does because the number who agree with him is usually insignificant.
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Were you excited to get your first ever notification from Tinder?
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My Uber driver just asked me if I was on my way to a polling place to perform my civic right of voting... fucking unbelievable! I screamed at that commie bastard as I tuck and rolled out the door at 25mph. No one impartially encourages me to vote, NO ONE!
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i mean literally every site is doing this, Michael. Are you okay? Did you think someone finally swiped right and realized it was just a notification to go vote?
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I’m trying to imagine feeling your smug disdain for the League of Women voters, who are honestly some of the nicest women I know - And I just can’t. Honestly.
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Yes, but they’re women, and, well, that’s a problem area for young master Tracey (someone should really inspect his crawl spaces, just to be sure)
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great take
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You're so worked up about this, I would've almost assumed that Tinder gently pushed your microphone as you blocked their way.
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Thought you finally had a match, eh?
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