Joe Bagel

@mtlbagelboy

Semi-literate writer.

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    9 May 2016

    Tinder is like going to a shoe store where the shoes you want are out in your size but the shoes you don't want have learned how to talk

    3 replies 9 retweets 47 likes
  2. Retweeted
    Apr 4

    I'm writing a memoir. It's called "I Can't Remember a Thing."

    1 reply 3 retweets 35 likes
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    Mar 7

    Dystopia is exhausting

    13 replies 132 retweets 325 likes
  4. Feb 16

    Go buy 's new book. Go buy dozens. Buy them by the bookshelf. By the truck. A tragic, magical, musical celebration of life.

    5 replies 11 retweets 24 likes
  5. Jan 31

    My latest article: Make America Bohemian Again ✌️️🇺🇸✌️️

    “…The funny thing? Despite their obsession with wealth, most startup accelerators don’t even come close to matching the economic impact of the Chelsea Hotel — much less its cultural impact.” from “Make America Bohemian Again” by Joe Bagel.
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    Jan 19

    “Life Without The Internet” by

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  7. Jan 11

    never give up on ur dreams 😂 December 2014: calls me "semi-literate" Jan 2017: The posts this 👉

    and
    1 reply 4 retweets 6 likes
  8. Jan 7

    so i found the pandora's box of online dating & wrote about it: How I get a ~100% response rate on Tinder 🔥📱🔥

    5 replies 6 likes
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    9 Dec 2016

    Time is money, so if you never accept a job, you have 24 hours of money per day, which is the maximum amount, so youre the richest man alive

    9 replies 258 retweets 776 likes
  10. Retweeted
    17 Nov 2016

    RIP

    2 replies 9 retweets 9 likes
  11. Retweeted
    10 May 2016

    Reminder: Cubs will win the World Series and, in exchange, President Trump will be elected 8 days later.

    Cubs currently on pace for a run differential of ... +538 😎
    695 replies 6,443 retweets 5,749 likes
  12. 5 Nov 2016

    Google thinks Jai Paul is richer than Jay Z

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  13. 23 Oct 2016

    I have officially mastered the world's most obscure literary genre.

    Congrats to 🇨🇦 for his winning release notes!
    1 reply 1 retweet 8 likes
  14. 29 Jun 2016

    @lauradotca yo dawg ! sent you a dm

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  15. 28 Jun 2016

    Family reunion

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  16. 10 May 2016

    Anyone wanna invest in my unicorn startup? We haven't bred any unicorns yet but we've got horses and rhinos so it's just a matter of time

    1 reply 2 retweets 11 likes
  17. 10 May 2016

    When I was 20, I wanted to be a power broker. I'm almost there. But mostly broker.

    1 retweet 10 likes
  18. Retweeted
    6 May 2016

    For , I made some alternate album covers using free photos from .

    4 replies 9 retweets 29 likes
  19. Retweeted
    29 Apr 2016

    I tried to carry a spider outdoors but I accidentally murdered him and now my weekend is ruined. whats up with you?

    2 retweets 8 likes
  20. Retweeted
    24 Apr 2016

    Rage Against the Lachine

    3 replies 2 retweets 14 likes

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