Melissa TG

@mtgoldman

proud American globalist | Q | she-wolf | 2+2=4 | that's not my resting face | tweets do not reflect my extremely appropriate place of work

Boston, MA
Joined September 2010
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  1. Aug 21

    I swear, JoJo Gaines is directly contributing to a world where nobody ever needs to get married.

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  2. Aug 21

    "Should we just take a look down these aisles? Cuz there might be, like, a vase or something." "Yeah."

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  3. Aug 21

    I'm at Target watching roommates happily shop for home decor together without squabbling. Roommates are the great love story of our generation.

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  4. Aug 21

    My favorite thing about the yield curve is that I know nothing about it.

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  5. Retweeted
    Aug 20
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    I had to stop commuting by Caltrain when preggo because no one would give me a seat and I couldn't stand for an hour. People on laptops filled the priority seats and refused to move. Conductors wouldn't help. It sucked.

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  6. Aug 18

    Like, a whole section of Fleabag jumpsuits and no dresses. NOT ALL OF US ARE SHAPED LIKE THAT. I mean, thank god for PWB don't get me wrong,,,,,,,

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  7. Aug 18

    I'm trying to purchase a dress to wear to a wedding and Marshalls ONLY HAS JUMPSUITS.

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  8. Aug 15

    Sure, you know you're wearing the wrong bra. But have you stopped recently to feel shame about how you peel garlic?

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  9. Aug 15

    It's super embarrassing for Israel that they are blocking American elected officials from entry.

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  10. Retweeted
    Aug 15

    Planned Parenthood reiterated this week that under new HHS rules, it will stop participating in the Title X family planning program, which helps poor women afford birth control. Which is sad but logical: PP's clinics would have to stop providing and referring for abortions.

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  11. Aug 6

    What are "mental health laws"?

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  12. Aug 6

    This was packed. Then there were no more parking spaces in the lot. The next ferry came soon thereafter and was pretty empty. Seems like a good opportunity for some systems planning. – at Pemberton Point Ferry

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  13. Aug 2

    I'm going to kick Julián Castro some bucks so he can appear in the next debate and say the words "end cash bail and qualified immunity" on national TV some more.

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    Aug 2

    Sidewalk farmers markets are dangerous. For a second time I just almost walked into a person because I was busy ogling a handsome tomato.🍅

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    Aug 1

    This fall marks the 20th anniversary of the wrongful conviction of Sally Clark. let me get on my Bayesian soapbox and rant about how the statistical argument that convicted her is also a cause of the replication crisis in science.

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  16. Retweeted
    Jul 31

    Two years ago, I had an emergency appendectomy. I had insurance (I had GOOD insurance) And even though I went to an in-network hospital, the *on-call* surgeon was out of network, and I got a $14k bill. My story is not unique, and I'm amazed that it doesn't come up in debates

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  17. Jul 31

    HE DID CALL HER KID

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  18. Jul 31

    Did Biden just call her "kid"?

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  19. Jul 31

    Plz send me the think piece about why Americans worship con artists so much. (Reading profiles of them in NYC-based magazines is also worship, and I also do it.)

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  20. Jul 31

    Sometimes I still feel sick remembering back to the Trump/Clinton debates, which she won landslide-style, except apparently there were people who did not think that? Debates are painful.

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