Kristina Wong 
@mskristinawong
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BISH PLEASE. You know we all warned you. You can't vote for a fascist and eat your cake too. #protecttranskids
Let's invite ALEC BALDWIN in your place! He's a better President Trump than you are anyway. And can take a joke.
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βIf we make BEN CARSON awkwardly stand squat in the aisle, it will make it less obvious that everyone on this bus is white.β
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What's a matter!? Can't take a joke/ indictment of your incompetency?
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Say a prayer? More like my prayers have been answered.
His campaign kicked off w/ "Mexicans are rapists". You thought you as a marginalized trans woman were exempt from that hate?
Let's invite the winner of the POPULAR VOTE. HILLARY CLINTON to come! It will be so much more fun. #shimmy
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I just went to Snoop's twitter feed like...
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. "Four Score and Seven Years ago, all the haters, losers and enemies (sadly of which there are many), were born fucked up!"
How will you spend the evening instead? Going to war with JC Penny's?
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The Dems won the POPULAR VOTE. You won the electoral college which is a relic from slavery. Thanks Slavery!
What about Melania? Will she be able to make it? Can we put this cardboard cutout of You two out at the dinner?
And Russia was not INVENTED by the Dems, it's been confirmed by the FBI that your aides had contact w/ Russian intelligence
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YEAH! Make room in that prison for the guy who colluded with RUSSIAN INTELLIGENCE to fix the election! Oh wait!
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Says the guy who goes to war w/ Nordstrom, Hamilton, Meryl Streep & SNL but can't acknowledge a terrorist attack in Quebec!
I bet this has something to do with the fact that he colluded with Russia during the election.
"Take a chance, take a chance, take a chance chanceβ -- Prayers to the unaccounted members of ABBA.
"...Anyway, my wife / daughter Ivanka and I are looking forward peeing on the bed in the Lincoln bedroom..."
Does this mean you are turning in your Republican card? Or are you just going to keep being shocked that this is happening?
Can President Bannon come in your place?
The shooter is 72-year-old Huu Can Tran. At one point they were looking for an Asian male 30-50 years old. This is all such a tragic mess that didnβt have to happen. If a 72 year old didnβt have access to guns, he sure as hell wouldnβt have killed 10 people with his fists.
Are you quoting yourself and then saying "So true" because you don't know how fact checking works? Yeah. You are.
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Let me show you what a "big crowd" looks like.
Then why are YOU the only one going to war with the media?
Was this taken at the Glamour Shots studio at the Montebello Mall?
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. "..I stand before you, ready to hit the 'sleazebags' back, much better than seeing a psychiatrist (which I never have).."
You dodged the draft FIVE TIMES, what makes you think we think you'll have our back now?
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Why are you getting your news from Fox and not from your Security briefings or your Cabinet?
You know what's a slightly more reputable news source over Fox News? The pathological liar girl from my high school.
HOW SWEET OF YOUR FATHER TO GET ERIC A COUP FOR HIS BIRTHDAY.
You keep track bar fights in Sweden better than two terrorist attacks on mosques in Texas in Quebec.
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The White House Correspondent Dinner is going to be so good knowing that you are sulking at home on the toilet.
I saw "Happy Birthday Don" trending and I thought it was Orange Mussolini coming for my feed, but it's just Don Lemon! Happy birthday Don Lemon!
#Ossoff got a bigger percentage of the vote than you did.
Also, you have managed to tweet to a department store but have yet to acknowledge the tragedy in Quebec.
Apparently prison ain't so bad. And Betsy DeVos will make sure to get some really nice school children in there for you.
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Iβll tell you what this all means. Tick Tock Motherfucker.
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. "...to fight hoaxes such as Global warming invented by the Chinese, environmentally friendly light bulbs, and vaccines.."
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You do realize the "real threat" is not backed by stats right?
If you want to make use of your platform and #protecttranskids, denounceTrump for the fascist he is and leave the GOP.
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In John Lewis' "crime infested inner city" 88% of constituents have finished high school, 41% finished college.
And bro. How did you get "assassinated" by Snoop with a toy gun that shoots bang flags? Come on now.
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DUDE. YOU LOST THE POPULAR VOTE.
Your PHONE RECORDS show your campaign had contact with Russian Intelligence. Who invented that?
Honey, you are doing a bad job of trying to divert our attention from your collusion with Russia. nytimes.com/2017/02/14/us/
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Rush Limbaugh has the credibility of Jan Brady.
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. My expectstions for your Presidency/ Reign are so low that I am just glad Melania was wearing clothes today. #Inauguration
And if Ivanka is always "pushing you to do the right thing, she needs to PUSH HARDER.
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And in one election, you colluded with Russia and Putin handed You the election. SAD!
TODAY IS REALLY TRIGGERING FOR SURVIVORS.
If you don't have the privilege of seeing a therapist, here are some resources:
National Sexual Assault Telephone Hotline 800-656-4673
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline 1-800-273-8255
#KavanaughHearings #ChristineBlaseyFord
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you are the worst Executive Producer ever to the Apprentice that your Presidency only shit the show in the foot.
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Only you would use "Intelligence" in quotes as if it's always theoretical.
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This whole take down of John McCain (who is dead and a decorated war veteran) is pretty gross.
Let me show you what "many" looks like.
YOU SHOULDN'T EAT THE SECOND SCOOP OF ICE CREAM.
I'm cisgender and have a hard time believing that Trans kids believe you when you say that they are "winning". BISH PLEASE.
Stock in Nordstrom went up today! It's like any company you go to war with turns to GOLD! Thanks #EasyD!
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BRO. YOU LOOKING SO GUILTY RIGHT NOW. BUT I LOVE WATCHING YOU DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE.
Prison will be good for you Easy D. Some time to think. I don't think you do that enough.
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Also, the election was over was in November. You can stop campaigning and start leading.
Did You check out the #IAmMuslimToo rally in NYC? More people than at your ego rally! twitter.com/i/moments/8333
There is also a blackmail tape on You. Super exciting.
Btw, can you get me a meeting with Tony the Tiger. Orange entities know each other right?
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OMG. You can't even speak up for the women who your husband bragged about assaulting.
By "being treated unfairly" do you mean Ivanka is on of the seven countries BANNED by Nordstroms?
I will be honest bro. You sound kinda crazy. Like a guy who used to sell steak at a gadget store and now runs the country.
And you aren't killed in the video. You GET TO breathe in the contact high of Snoop's blunt after.
Yes βTwitter has determined that it will allow terrorists, dictators, and foreign propagandists to abuse its platformβ as evidenced by Trump still having an account.
YOU ABOUT TO GET BANNED FROM TWITTER TWICE IN ONE DAY.
THANKS OBAMA! CLASSIEST PREIDENT EVER.
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. "...Btw, thanks to Bill and crooked Hillary for being here even though she helped Alicia M (check out her sex tape).."
Oh you poor thing. You have to look at him every day now.
"The Election is over" says the guy who wasn't voted for by more than half the country and also who can't shut up about the election.
We all know where you were born Spicey. Melissa McCarthy's Comedy reel.
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So true!!!
Watching you and Melania slow dance last night was amazing. Not since the Jon Benet Ramsey murder have I felt such a heartwarming.
Claudia Conway emancipated us all from her mother. HALLELUJAH.
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yβall love to twist everything 
iβm not getting emancipated because of my momβs job.. it is because of years of childhood trauma and abuse
You should point out specifically all the women who came out to march AGAINST your husband and what he stands for.
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What the hell is an "EASY D"? Is that Easy E's orange brother?
Your shoes match your husband's face.
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Trump hates when media runs this picture. Please stop posting it.
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I dare you to match the numbers of the Women's March.
"Grab her by the pussy". So true.
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Sally Yates kicked your ass with words bro. You are so going to JAIL.
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. You HAVE a lot to learn from John Lewis. He's a civil rights icon who was arrested and beaten so people could vote.
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But not heartbroken enough to stop taking that NRA money amirite Teddy!?!
And by "running very well" you mean....
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I hope they give your seat to the winner of the popular vote by 3 million votes (most cast by dead people) Hillary Clinton!
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