m. scott veach

@mscottveach

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los angeles
Joined January 2007
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  1. 6 hours ago

    So...same bat-time tomorrow? Hello....?

    1 retweet 1 like
  2. May 21

    Stephen Moffat, you magnificent bastard. I saw your episode.

  3. May 2

    Just saw Charlie Victor Romeo. It taught me that nothing good happens after a pilot says these five words: "We are declaring an emergency."

    2 retweets 2 likes
  4. May 1

    Best overheard re: AlphaGo recent 60-0 domination of pros: "Seen Watchmen? This was moment pros realized they're locked in here w/ AlphaGo."

  5. Apr 26

    Veach's 1st Law: The likelihood that a person has a genius IQ is inversely related to the likelihood that they will tweet that they do.

    1 retweet 2 likes
  6. Apr 25
    Replying to

    Maybe not weird given that the first thing I remember ever reading in my life was: "You are standing in an open field..."

    1 like
  7. Apr 25

    Saw a mention that novel was written in 2nd person. I read it a month ago & somehow didn't even notice! Weird?

    1 reply 1 like
  8. Apr 17

    ATC talking passenger thru landing plane after pilot dies. "You find me the longest, widest runway you can, ma'am."

    1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
  9. Apr 16

    "Oh, Banter. Oh, it's good, this." (beat) "Your go again."

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  10. Apr 13

    Best heist show on television? I say it's . 'Cause steals every fucking scene he's in.

    1 retweet 4 likes
  11. Mar 30

    The truth just sounds different:

    2 retweets
  12. Mar 27

    Just read new mega thread? it's like someone asked liberals to fantasize about ruining Trump then said: Presto! it's true!

  13. Mar 26

    Is it terrible of me if whenever someone says "strike," I just hear "Dr. Horrible 2"?

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  14. Mar 24

    Remember when Trump promised that he would win so much people would get sick of all the winning? When does that start?

    12 likes
  15. Mar 24

    I am jaw-dropped by Trump saying he'll now let Obamacare fail. That's not just unpresidential; that's anti-presidential.

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  16. Mar 11

    Just discovered that my crazy uncle was a freemason. Am hoping this now means I'm in the Illuminati.

    1 reply 4 likes
  17. Mar 9

    Okay, can we all just get over the fact that MTV doesn't play music videos anymore? Yes, they used to. No, they don't anymore. Moving on.

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  18. Feb 27

    Reading articles on Affleck. Keep seeing versions of: "Should we give awards to ppl accused of SexHar?" If verb is ACCUSED, isn't answr YES?

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  19. Feb 26

    gg

  20. Feb 25
    Replying to

    Impressed that is willing to say what so many others won't. We need more people focused on Hyatt NO's food practices.

    1 reply

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