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@ms_salomon

hobbies include but not limited to: eating tubs of ice cream shamelessly while binge-watching sitcoms I've already seen.

Joined September 2013

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  1. May 15

    Allora, master of none season 2 was worth the year and half wait.

  2. May 9

    My favorite thing about millenial language is the abbreviation of very to v. And I mean that v much unironically.

  3. May 4

    Lol no shade but.

  4. Apr 28

    Like I'm really digging this harry styles dude solo stuffs.

  5. Apr 23
    Replying to

    Also, like how about playlists? Could totally group movies and/or episodes around common themes, for certain moods etc

  6. Mar 25

    Netflix should just have a "browse" category w all the shows & movies leaving at the end of the month. Like how is that not a thing yet?

  7. Feb 25

    I really think I might finish paying off my student debt before I'm ever done unliking all the random stupid fb pages I liked back in 2009.

  8. Feb 20

    Calling myself a tea drinker is as pretentious as I imagined it would be though.

  9. Feb 20

    After years of drinking exclusively coffee, I have now switched to tea. It's not really that important of an announcement.

  10. Feb 10

    Really hard to be mad about this whole global warming thing when all the snow I bitched about 2 days ago has already melted.

  11. Feb 8

    It was nearly 60 degrees yesterday. And now I'm scraping ice off my car. Why do I live here.

  12. Jan 26

    Gonna stop watching the news bc it's getting my BP up. That or I'd have to exercise or give up pizza. It's more logical to quit the news.

  13. Jan 21

    I admire & am proud of the Women, especially a few close friends, as they take a stand today

  14. Jan 11

    It doesn't matter how many times I've watched the office or seen that exact episode, I always also can't remember if Stanley has a mustache.

  15. 21 Dec 2016

    Funny how today's the first day of winter when my car was a literal ice box over the weekend...

  16. 20 Dec 2016

    How come it's not Friday yet.

  17. 14 Dec 2016

    Hard to believe I'm 22 when I could barely pass for 16, still feel the part but somehow have acquired this array of adult problems.

  18. 9 Dec 2016

    Idk that I'll ever be able to grow my hair back cause it gets to a certain length & then I'm like no, you're too high maintenance, bye ✂

  19. 6 Dec 2016

    Last name? "Salomon... S A L O M O N" First name? "Michelle" And you said the last name is Sullivan? ...did you hear me spell Sullivan??

  20. 3 Dec 2016

    How is it nearly the end of 2016 & I still have to type *ba dum tss* at the end of my corny ass jokes bc there are no drum emojis? 🤔😐

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