Mrtn

@mrtnclzd

I was twelve years old when I became self-aware.

Puerto Vallarta
Joined February 2011

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  1. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    GOP to : What were you wearing at the time? Had you been drinking? Why were you alone with him?

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  6. May 31

    Feel the same way about Twitter’s blue verified account badge.

  7. Retweeted
    May 31

    Reminder: As with all deleted tweets, Trump may have violated the 1978 Presidential Records Act by deleting covfefe

  8. May 8
  9. Apr 21

    Como cuando me dice al teléfono, que la tarjeta VISA que usé para comprar en línea, no es compatible y mi compra no existe.

  10. Retweeted
    31 Aug 2013

    Be prepared, there is a small chance that our horrendous leadership could unknowingly lead us into World War III.

  11. Apr 2

    Como cuando el olor de un suavizante de telas te transporta al 2004; si de por sí ya no sé en qué año vivo.

  12. Mar 31
  13. Mar 31

    Espera, ¿ requiere pasar la tarjeta para regresarla también? Deberían aprender de , sólo se necesita para quitarla.

  14. Retweeted
    Mar 30

    Falcon 9 first stage has landed on Of Course I Still Love You — world’s first reflight of an orbital class rocket.

  15. Mar 22
    Replying to

    Lol, ahora resulta que también tiene envíos gratis.

  16. Mar 21

    Quick: is the I-have-no-idea-what-I’m-doing dog wearing a lab coat? Right? Me too.

  17. Mar 18

    Como cuando considera a Guadalajara un estado de la república.

  18. Mar 10

    TIL: foo, bar -> Spanish: fulano, mengano. WAT

  19. Mar 7
    Replying to
  20. Mar 6

    Wait, is that how this works? .jpg

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