Mrtn

@mrtnclzd

I was twelve years old when I became self-aware.

Puerto Vallarta
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Joined February 2011
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  1. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    GOP to : What were you wearing at the time? Had you been drinking? Why were you alone with him?

    288 replies 4,538 retweets 11,522 likes
  2. Jun 1

    Congrats! 🇲🇽 💪

    Thrilled to announce as new Director of Product Engineering at Creative Commons!
  3. Jun 1

    <3

    Apple CEO Tim Cook blasts Trump's Paris Accord decision in company-wide email: "Climate change is real."
  4. Jun 1

    😨

    As a matter of principle, I've resigned from the President's Council over the withdrawal.
  5. Jun 1

    😨

    Am departing presidential councils. Climate change is real. Leaving Paris is not good for America or the world.
  6. May 31

    Feel the same way about Twitter’s blue verified account badge.

    Replying to @SwiftOnSecurity @DrJenGunter
    Oh look, yet another example of Google's featured snippets elevating debunked pseudoscience to appear authoritative
  7. Retweeted
    May 31

    Reminder: As with all deleted tweets, Trump may have violated the 1978 Presidential Records Act by deleting covfefe

    332 replies 3,072 retweets 5,910 likes
  8. May 8

    This could be us, but you - wait, wat

    3 years ago i DMed a girl on here. 3 years later we have each other blocked and this is a random pic i found on google
  9. Apr 21

    Como cuando me dice al teléfono, que la tarjeta VISA que usé para comprar en línea, no es compatible y mi compra no existe.

  10. Retweeted
    31 Aug 2013

    Be prepared, there is a small chance that our horrendous leadership could unknowingly lead us into World War III.

    6,579 replies 129,451 retweets 94,421 likes
  11. Apr 2

    Como cuando el olor de un suavizante de telas te transporta al 2004; si de por sí ya no sé en qué año vivo.

  12. Mar 31

    Or not may be not.

    Replying to @ecobici @paoalin
    Esto es FAlSO yo jamás paso la tarjeta al devolver la bicicleta a las estaciones y JAMÁS ME COBRAN UN PESO.
  13. Mar 31

    Espera, ¿ requiere pasar la tarjeta para regresarla también? Deberían aprender de , sólo se necesita para quitarla.

    Replying to @malamadremx @SSP_CDMX @ecobici
    porque DEBEN PENALIZARME por no haber pasado la tarjetita por el lector tras devolverla. mala e irresponsable.
  14. Retweeted
    Mar 30

    Falcon 9 first stage has landed on Of Course I Still Love You — world’s first reflight of an orbital class rocket.

    1,195 replies 24,087 retweets 44,865 likes
  15. Mar 22
    Replying to

    Lol, ahora resulta que también tiene envíos gratis.

  16. Mar 21

    Quick: is the I-have-no-idea-what-I’m-doing dog wearing a lab coat? Right? Me too.

  17. Mar 18

    Como cuando considera a Guadalajara un estado de la república.

    1 reply
  18. Mar 10

    TIL: foo, bar -> Spanish: fulano, mengano. WAT

  19. Mar 7
    Replying to

    😱 RIP me now.

    1 reply
  20. Mar 6

    Wait, is that how this works? .jpg

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