Join for an evening of sophisticated silliness and music for Comedy Cocktail on Wednesday night. Seán will be performing with his comedy and musician friends. Watch this space to meet his talented friends!
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November 2! 7:30pm. Burlington Performing Arts Centre! Join me and my guests: Michael Landsberg, Pat Thornton, Juliana Rodrigues and the music of Tim Bovaconti! The Comedy Cocktail is frothing!burlingtonpac.ca/events/sean-cu
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“The Watcher” on Netflix is the epitome of modern horror: our real estate investment has been threatened. #TheWatcher
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Hello! I'm so happy to announce my new novel, THE EDEN TEST, out in April from !
It's about a couple who retreat to the woods to save a troubled marriage by joining a secretive program that promises: 7 Days. 7 Questions. Forever changed.
Spoiler: Things go wrong.
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Hillary Swank is having twins at age forty-eight. Some think this is irresponsible but how else will the next generation of celebrities be created. I cannot wait for the Swank Twins and their line of Adult Video Entertainment projects. (When they reach adulthood, of course)
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I am about to go to the dentist. I don’t live the dentist but the one I go to offers “painless” dentistry. The only thing is, he makes me take off all my clothes and then puts me to sleep. I wake up in an hour with new fillings and a sense of shame. But no pain.
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Hey friends. On Friday, I’m doing a very rough reading of my one man show. Get a ticket at the Burlington Performing Arts Centre website burlingtonpac.ca/events/sean-cu
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People! I am sharing a very rough version of my one human show "National Treasure" at Burlington Performing Arts Centre on August 19th at 7:30pm. I want to see an audience's horror. Get tickets at the link below.burlingtonpac.ca/events/sean-cu
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Hi there. I am doing a very rough stumblethrough, a workshop, if you will, of my new one human show. It's all about me and my career and my life and things. Get a ticket below. burlingtonpac.ca/events/sean-cu
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Man watching your Comedy Central from 20 years ago.. the porn song was spot on...
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Hello. I am doing a rough workshop of my one man show "National Treasure". Just want to read it for an audience. Come see! An autobiographical evening where I explain myself as a human being. Get tickets at the link below.burlingtonpac.ca/events/sean-cu
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What does it mean to be a national treasure? Join Aug. 19 as he tries to explain success, failure, losing, winning, and persisting. Watch him explain Canadian Celebrity and what it means to be … A National Treasure!
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Holy shit! Look who’s at the TFC game tonight! (A bald guy)
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This week, and I celebrate 800 episodes of Battleship Pretension with returning favorite guests & .
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This week, and celebrate 800 episodes of Battleship Pretension with returning favorite guests & .
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This Saturday at join us for a hilarious night of comedy featuring and special guests! Hosted by and Cathy MacPherson.
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Check out "Black Sheep Comedy @ Amsterdam Brewery Featuring SEAN CULLEN" eventbrite.ca/e/black-sheep-
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Pride Night at TFC(I am on the right)
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Save 70,000 #Maasai from #Eviction. #SaveTheMaasai #StopMaasaiEviction - Sign the Petition! chng.it/Kzbw8Lfb via
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I am absolutely in this and it will be a delightful situation
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I am currently Donald Trump’s Pants Lawyer. I handle all of his trouser-related litigation. My talented staff are versed in pocket, fly and cuff law with special attention to belt and loop torts
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Instead of investing in nurses or funding ICUs, Ford is going to hand over our public health care system to for-profit companies. Sign now to protect Ontario's public health care. #onpoli you.leadnow.ca/petitions/stop via
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Let’s video chat 1-on-1 in the Cameo app on May 30th at 3:00 EDT. Tap now to purchase a ticket.
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I’m live on Cameo, come hang out:
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Let’s video chat 1-on-1 in the Cameo app on May 22nd at 3:00 EDT. Tap now to purchase a ticket.
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Highway 413 would cause significant environmental damage and cost us billions of dollars. Tell to scrap the mega-highway and invest in green, clean and public transportation instead: act.leadnow.ca/highway-413/?s #Onpoli
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I’d be content with being Prince of Dirt but this guy..?
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I would like to see this band. A lot.
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Guy Lafleur, though I am a Leaf fan, was my favourite player growing up. Pure elegance and skill. #RIPGuyLafleur
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"KIDS WRITE THE DARNDEST THINGS!" featuring performance by 😂👶👼✍️
🎟️ Join us at for this night of nostalgia and laughs! Live & Live Stream Tickets available here: winnipegcomedyfestival.com/buy-tickets/ti
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Gordon Pinsent!!
And his greatest role (in a career of amazing work) was on The Sean Cullen Show () where he appeared for the sole purpose of taunting a cat.
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Before you start today’s Wordle, check out and taking on word games! 🟢⚪️⚪️🟡🟢
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Some Lucky Human SOB will be going home with this #SoberCarpenter prize pack at the Cocktail Hour tonight!
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Tomorrow! You need a ticket!
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