Nick Harvey

@mrnickharvey

I write music for TV so you don't have to.

Crowborough, East Sussex  
Joined January 2009

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    9 Jan 2016

    • Buy pack of Waitrose baby wipes. • Open it. • Pull out wipe. • BABY CHEF!

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  2. 13 hours ago

    The sky above Crowborough, East Sussex is taking my breath away. Nature's majesty is a wondrous thing.

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  3. 16 hours ago
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  4. Retweeted
    14 Jul 2013

    If I had a pound for every time my girlfriend said I was a bit like 'Rain Man' I'd have 268 pounds.

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  5. Jan 3
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  6. Jan 3

    2013: Sam Bailey wins the tenth series of The X-Factor. 2019:

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  7. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    Hi I got thrown out of your restaurant in Norwich for breast feeding a baby. It’s absolutely disgusting in 2019!

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  8. Jan 3

    *gasp* Rolling goals? What is this witchcraft?

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  9. Jan 3

    Please remember: the more you tweet about him, the more this happens.

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  10. Jan 3

    ‘Twas the day after Greggs Day and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even Piers fucking Morgan.

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  11. Jan 2

    Hohmygod. I’m reading ’s Notes on a Nervous Planet and I’ve just reached this chapter.

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  12. Jan 2

    Of course, if, as children, the social media team hadn’t been given football goals by their parents, things would be very different.

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    Jan 2
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  14. Jan 2

    FFS, . You’re not exactly making it easy for me to wean myself off this godforsaken website.

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    Jan 2
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  17. Jan 2

    Twitter dot com [6]

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  18. Jan 2

    My wife and I recently swapped our children’s high-sugar cereals for chocolate porridge. They LOVE it. Per person: 1/3 cup of porridge oats 2/3 cup of milk 2 teaspoons of cocoa powder Simply mix in a saucepan then add honey. It’s healthy AND tasty.

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  19. Jan 1

    There’s still no mention on BBC Breakfast of my son's tantrum after being told that his Spider-Man costume is in the wash. Standards are slipping.

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  20. Jan 1

    A film about a man who kidnaps a woman to try to make her fall in love with him that wants the audience to side with the kidnapper? Nah, it’s alright thanks.

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  21. Retweeted
    Jan 1

    A huge hello to the folk who’ve just started following me in the past hour. There now follows an important caveat, that not all of my posts are about the history of giraffes in the South East.* (*However, as these seem to be popular, I’ll try to find some more from the vault.)

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