Luke Thornton

@MrLukeThornton

all terrian four door human being

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Joined February 2011
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    May 13

    Putting this out there in case anyone wants to take the time to listen to it but I started a band and I'm kinda of proud of it. If I wasn't in it, I'd probably fuck with it. That's my endorsement.

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  2. Jul 15

    Grace Jones as 007 is a fucking great idea. I want both. And fuck this guy.

    I really feel sorry for today's youth, I grew up watching James Bond with fast cars, fast women, a man of excellence, focus & competency. Today's boys will get this, some Grace Jones looking shemale replacement, and we wonder why men today are so weak.
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    Jul 7

    Dan Castellaneta and improvise in-character(s) on Late Night with , November 20, 2002.

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  4. Jul 2

    I feel very tired

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  5. Jul 1

    Man it's so weird when someone who you used really admire, is so continuously disappointing and bizarre.

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    Jun 21

    I love alcohol it takes my depression away and turns it into way more depression

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  7. Retweeted
    Jun 17

    Happy birthday , paul!!!

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    Jun 17

    Hitchcock's definition of happiness

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    Jun 7

    22 and it was the best moment of my life. I learned young that you could miss out on a really good time if you’re constantly waiting for someone to come with you. The power of being alone rules

    How old were you when you realized seeing movies alone is actually rad as fuck?
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  10. Jun 5

    I would watch the new Black Mirror but I just finished Chernobyl so I'm pretty good with the dissatisfaction of the human race.

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  11. Jun 3

    It’s scary how much of a genius this person is.

    2:20
    How to make a Mitski song (@mitskileaks)
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    May 26

    It’s that time of year where I listen to the third strokes record and drive into garbage cans

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  13. May 23

    If you could make an impossible burger as cheap as actual meat you could probably curb climate change in a big way.

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    May 20

    Say what you will about the , the John Hughes homage was a bold choice to end on.

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  15. May 19

    I like who ended up becoming king.

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  16. May 19

    Fuck some of you are quick as hell with the memes

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    May 14

    Make your easy jokes about Alabama and Georgia, but remember: the people who actually live in those states do not want this

    There is no state in the country where support for banning abortion reaches even 25 percent. (Data for Progress analysis of the 2016 Cooperative Congressional Election Studies)
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  18. Retweeted
    May 12

    outta your damn mind if you think i’m posting a picture of my mom today. so y’all know who to track down and murder when you build a machine to go back in time and make sure i never existed? fool me once

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  19. May 12

    At lease you could have written more and try to deserve the tragic story you are trying to write rather than skip over any development or mythos. The spectacle is still there and the characters are still interesting but man they did not give a lot of fucks about story.

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  20. May 12

    the only GoT opinion I have is that for some reason, they just decided to mainly focus entirely on the spectacle of the show and use a bunch of cheat codes on the characters to get there. I still like the show but maybe a longer season would have been better.

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