Matt M4AorGTFOsper   

@mrgasper

Jokes your dad makes, online!

Minneapolis, MN
Joined May 2009
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  1. Retweeted
    Jan 20

    This cartoon is supposed to be anti-Bernie but it’s actually extremely good.

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  2. Jan 20

    What an absolute shitbag to the very end

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  3. Jan 18

    Love that is refusing refunds for flights that were canceled due to covid, despite regulations stating that they must do so if a trip enters or leaves the US. At least I learned how to file a formal complaint against them with the DOT.

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    Jan 16

    how many people have lifelong chronic injuries bc of being exploited as a retail/fast food worker as a teen at a place that likely doesn’t even offer them health insurance due to their part time status???

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  5. Retweeted
    Jan 16

    Trying to imagine a Republican watching a mob of Obama supporters break into the Capitol to replace the American flag with one that says “Yes We Can” and their big red faces not literally exploding into confetti.

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    An attempt to take down the U.S. flag and replace with a Trump flag at the Capitol.
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  6. Retweeted
    Jan 15

    Democrats be like: We got you a PS5!

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  7. Retweeted
    Jan 13

    Congrats to Trump on finally getting more votes than a Clinton

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    Jan 6

    When Democrats lost in 2016, they knitted pink hats and donated to Planned Parenthood.

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    Jan 6

    It's actually wild that cops will shoot tear gas, rubber bullets, etc. at peaceful protestors for simply asking them not to kill Black folks but when MAGA folks overrun the UNITED STATES CAPITOL to overturn an election and are fighting officers they aren't met with any energy

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    BREAKING: Trump supporters have breached the Capitol building, tearing down 4 layers of security fencing and are attempting to occupy the building — fighting federal police who are overrun This is the craziest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Thousands, police can’t stop them
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  10. Retweeted
    Jan 4

    Slack is down, if it doesn’t go back up in 15 minutes then legally work is cancelled

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    22 Dec 2020

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    22 Dec 2020

    Y’all probably didn’t know this, but this tiny lil pocket on your jeans is for your second stimulus.

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    21 Dec 2020

    what a great day for there to be infinite genders and sexes including no gender or sex at all or maybe or even a variety depending on your mood or how about just one that has been your way forever. thats the buckaroo science when love is real sorry devils go get riled about it

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    13 Oct 2020

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  15. 15 Dec 2020

    My main beef with Cyberpunk 2077 is that your character is called V by default and you can't change it. At least in my mind she'll be known as Corpo Christi

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  16. 11 Dec 2020

    Welp my chat background led to me explaining Midsommar and folk horror to the team during our morning stand up. How's your Friday?

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    9 Dec 2020

    To celebrate Blaseballidays, we’re GIVING AWAY A $100 CAD GIFT CARD! To enter, just follow, retweet, and reply with ! Giveaway ends at the conclusion of our Blaseballidays stream! Make sure to follow and tune in!

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  18. 8 Dec 2020

    Apropos of nothing, this is still the greatest piece of journalism ever created:

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    7 Dec 2020

    For those that are prone to epileptic episodes, we wanted to offer a PSA on some of the epileptic triggers seen in Cyberpunk 2077. If you choose to play, here's what you can do to keep yourself safe:

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  20. 7 Dec 2020

    Oh yeah? Well would a depressed person lay in bed and think "welp, I'm one day closer to death" every night since he was 8 years old?

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