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Comedian / complainer. ALBUMS: Pasta, Good for Her. SPECIAL: Ice Thickeners. PODCAST: Baby Geniuses. TV WRITING: Barry, Search Party, Medical Police, +. she/her

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    Emily Heller‏Verified account @MrEmilyHeller 27 Dec 2016

    trying to explain the patriarchy to men feels like telling someone who has never heard of bones that there's a skeleton inside their body

    1:45 PM - 27 Dec 2016
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    • fanni☁️ nic᪥le valentina zapata suzsanna Mike Boucher アカズノマP shit poster Katie Hague (she/her) g.
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      2. Emily Heller‏Verified account @MrEmilyHeller 27 Dec 2016
        Replying to @elizaskinner

        lolololololol

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      1. Johnny French‏ @Zatopekk 27 Dec 2016
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        @LaniKaiDuck Thank you for that. How utterly patronising.

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      1. Mark (denshaEMD)‏ @denshaEMD 27 Dec 2016
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        Something about this seems....hypocritical...?

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      1. Phillip White‏ @ph1ll1pwh1t3 27 Dec 2016
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        Try using "some men". Your over generalization makes you seem very mmmm Trump-like

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      1. Libby Gysup‏ @Falling_Short 27 Dec 2016
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        @aparnapkin What do you mean it's INSIDE my body?!

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      2. Mark (denshaEMD)‏ @denshaEMD 27 Dec 2016

        So I'm not allowed to get annoyed that I'm being called sexist by someone who knows, literally, nothing about me?

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      3. Alice Wetterlund‏Verified account @alicewetterlund 28 Dec 2016
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        well now we know one thing about you

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      1. Michael Dusing‏ @mdusing 27 Dec 2016
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        @sandraamstutz the Earth is flat don’t sail off the end

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      1. Frank Castlevania  🌟‏ @Saskrotch 27 Dec 2016
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        I think you're crazy cause I'm a failure

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