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Freelance travel journalist who thinks this whole staycation trend has gone a touch extreme right now.

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    David Whitley‏Verified account @mrdavidwhitley 7 Sep 2018

    In conversation, I just imagined Boris Johnson's oral sex technique to be like a hairy dog shaking itself dry after getting out of a pond. It is only fair that you have to imagine this too.

    11:39 AM - 7 Sep 2018
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    • patrick donnelly Steel Dalek Ellen Hill Daddy Badger💙 elliot Don McGee 💧💦☔ Soggy Sausage Factory ☔💦💧 Sarah Louise Spring paul🦅🌳☕️
    129 replies 99 retweets 463 likes
      1. David Whitley‏Verified account @mrdavidwhitley 8 Sep 2018

        Well, this doesn't seem to have... gone down very well.pic.twitter.com/kG3E9nOD0S

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      1. Abi  💙‏ @abijamtastic 7 Sep 2018
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        Ffs. Thanks

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      2. Dan‏ @Myfanwy365 7 Sep 2018
        Replying to @sypickle21 @HomerSimpsoy

        pic.twitter.com/AGHwQexDEm

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      1.  🌟JoJo 🌟‏ @visionsofjoanne 7 Sep 2018
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      1. Sooz M‏ @soozm 7 Sep 2018
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        Oh god. There are just too many Boris Johnson sex images on Twitter today and this might just be the most vivid. My stomach is well and truly turned

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      1. Notts Blade‏ @Notts_Blade 7 Sep 2018
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        Here's the foreplaypic.twitter.com/ZSmxLSuxGF

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      1. MonkeyDog‏ @monkeydogify 7 Sep 2018
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        Hahahahapuke

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      2. Regina‏ @ReginaD83 7 Sep 2018
        Replying to @mrdavidwhitley @stuarthammond14

        😐

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      3. stuart hammond‏ @stuarthammond14 7 Sep 2018
        Replying to @ReginaD83 @mrdavidwhitley

        I saw it and only felt it fair to share. Here's a picture of my cat.pic.twitter.com/pzNqmv85fr

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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