Have a boil lanced. Watch paint dry. Watch damp wood warp. Anything really.
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Have my entire body waxed ... a few inches at a time.
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Have a finger nail pulled off each hour then have that finger dipped in honey and stuck in a a nest of fire ants.
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watch wet paint dry on walls
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Have a colonoscopy.
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Paint dry. Grass grow. But enough of the classics. I'm voting to "rather watch" the insides of my eyelids.
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So how much energy will this seven hour con-con going to consume? How are they going to offset the carbon usage?
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So how will these 10 candidates be getting to the Town Hall? Will they be flying? Any of them on private jets?
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I guess they have to go 7 hours so they can reach 20 total viewers
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Anything actually productive!
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I need to mow my lawn, vacuum the car, and clean the garage.
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Swim with hungry piranhas after piercing my femoral artery.
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Anything!
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Desperation!
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Labor
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Gee, rather than watch CNN (Clinton News Network), I would prefer to clean out septic tanks, RV sewage holding tanks, etc. ANY OF THE ABOVE IS PREFERABLE TO THOSE 'LIBTURDS' ON THAT FAILING, GOD-AWFUL NETWORK :-(
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