Given that I was called to jury service for three weeks in the trial of a man who shot himself in the bum while stealing a bicycle, three weeks seems a bit short.https://twitter.com/kadhim/status/1283091409491447809 …
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Bloody hell. Flann was a minituarist.
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What did 74 police officers have to say? How many different ways can you say "he shot himself in the ass while stealing a bicycle"?
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The gun disappeared “via an associate”, as they say, as did the bullet, so the only physical evidence was an injured bum.
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