Matt Quirion

@mquirion

Specialization is for insects. Into IoT, Web, dev, food, football, data, biz, etc... Not so much insects. Director of Engineering,

DC / Baltimore
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Joined March 2008
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  1. Aug 29

    TFW your Apple Developer Program license is getting auto-renewed even though you've got no intention of doing app development this year...

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  2. Aug 22

    Had it. Loved it.

    6871-1: Star Patrol Launcher, 1984
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  3. Aug 10

    You know what's a wide investor pool? The stock market.

    JUST IN: Tesla is seeking a wide investor pool for its plan to go private, sources say
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  4. Aug 8

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  5. Retweeted
    Aug 7

    So I have started a new project: . I’ll be writing about privacy and security news, best practices, and other things geared toward a teenage audience. It’s still early and I haven’t got much content on there yet, but I wanted to share with you all.

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  6. Aug 8

    I have listened to for what feels like a long time. When he says today is one of the oddest days he's ever seen, I take note and wonder about historical inflection points.

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  7. Aug 7

    Never in my life have I been as confident in the funding for my lunch as Elon is for buying back his company.

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  8. Aug 3

    A tech thriller about devs? Will it involve assassination orders delivered via Jira tickets?

    FX Orders Limited Series , Tech Thriller From 's Alex Garland …
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  9. Aug 3

    More like MovieYouShallNotPass.

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  10. Aug 3

    This has had that song stuck in my head since I read it, and I don't appreciate it.

    Replying to @mquirion @PDXIrish
    I'd walk 5,000 miles for a Zantac 5,000
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  11. Aug 2

    Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives is great TV and also good for small businesses.

    Quote-tweet this with a statement that will one day get you fired
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  12. Aug 2

    Good stuff. Does make me look back on that first iPod ad I saw on TV. So much about the world had changed since then, and this $1T mark feels like a good point to reflect on it all.

    Once in a lifetime, if you’re lucky
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  13. Retweeted
    Aug 2

    The new MoviePass rules are crazy.

    2,000 feet, 2,000 people, 4 hours of hiking. The most impossible screening of Fallout. Thank you all for coming! I wish I could have been there.
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  14. Aug 2

    Anyone know how many households have one?

    CIRP: Amazon has 70% of smart speaker market in US and Google has 24% as installed base hits 50M; Apple doubled its share in Q2 to 6% ( / CNET)
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  15. Aug 2

    Put the wireless mouse dongle thingy in one USB port, and it's the worst product ever. Put it in the other USB port, and it's completely fine. Sure.

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  16. Aug 1

    Personally, I need my kids to hire a coach for me.

    Parents are hiring video game coaches for their children, because nobody likes to lose
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  17. Aug 1

    "Fortnite, but on the Blockchain."

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  18. Aug 1

    Find the unhappiest person in the room and tell the joke to them. Making them laugh will establish your humor among the other inmates... uh, attendees.

    Never walk into a meeting without an opening joke. If it’s a serious meeting, then this is especially important. If you have never met the people before, the opening joke should be about yourself.
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  19. Jul 30

    I've had flights on United with more legroom.

    This 350-sq-foot NYC apartment is on the market for $750,000.
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  20. Retweeted
    Jul 27

    Programming difficulties: Easy - multiplying 1,000,000 matrices in the blink of an eye Medium - making sure that any memory allocated is freed correctly Hard - checking if a picture is of a bird Nightmare - handling dates Ultra-Nightmare - handling people's names

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