Humor, right?

(Meanwhile, in the Arizona Republic...)pic.twitter.com/sdHZt5UwJG
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And our murder rate isn't climbing, like London's
It takes longer to drive across the state of Texas than it does to drive from Edinburgh to Dover. I wish people understood per capita. 63 million in Britain vs 308 million in the United States So, per capita the murder rate in London alone is higher than New York.
England & Wales: 1.27 murder victims per 100.000 inhabitants 739 murder victims (2017), inhabitants 57885413 (2015) USA: 4.26 murder victims per 100.000 inhabitants 15070 murder victims (2016), inhabitants 325700000 (2017)
Thank goodness for your vigilance @MPSRegentsPark. Were it not for your noble efforts, someone might have reupholstered a chair; or worse, assembled an IKEA wardrobe.
I’m with Matt the greatest threat to Western civilisation isn’t ISIS it’s IKEA with their strict and unwavering ‘Long and Natural Path’ ideology you can’t deviate from. Glad to see these dangerous ‘weapons’ of ‘Mass Construction’ have been removed and disposed of. 
I can't tell if this is a joke.
Hard to say, I went to their profile and the links they provide seem legit and most of their other posts seem normal. They are not verified though. Need to find out more.
Ok, searched the tak #OpSceptre and found this on a verified accounthttps://twitter.com/MPSBarnet/status/976007945094909952 …
If you country has become so violent that you are confiscating scissors, the problem is the people, not the "weapons."
You think?!!! 

Home repair contractors must live in fear every time they leave their shop in possession of these dangerous weapons.
They have special Federal Class VI Fully Semi Automatic Tool Licenses for 6 grand a year
It's obvious the UK has gone bonkers. Those are called tools, not weapons. This is pure idiocy, what's next? Confiscating hands?
I am waiting for the ban on martial arts and boxing schools.
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