Patrick Dillon

@mpdillon

Former . Fellow & Advisory Board member . alum. Big fan of , my kids, & . Tweeting is a bad idea

Washington, DC via TX & IA
Joined July 2007

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    15 Jul 2015

    My daughters may not actually become paleontologist astronauts, but it won’t be for lack of me buying them dinosaur and spaceship pajamas.

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  2. Jan 3

    maybe I’ve gone full parental, but my main reaction to the AOC video is cringing and going “geez, you kids should get away from the edge of the rooftop, that looks kind of dangerous”

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  3. Jan 3

    Seth Moulton, shivering in his office, wondering why no matter how much he fiddles with the thermostat, the heat won’t come on

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  4. Jan 3
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  5. Jan 2

    Oh no someone’s going to call for a Mattis-Comey ticket aren’t they

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  6. 27 Dec 2018

    A giant of a man and intellect who lived a full life, a true public servant, and in the context I was lucky enough to know him best: a proud father and grandfather. RIP

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  7. 26 Dec 2018

    She’s the face of a weird inbred German family that believes God Himself has ordained them to live in publicly funded English castles and attend horse races & charity ribbon-cuttings. The piano is the least of it

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  8. 21 Dec 2018

    Using my phone’s stopwatch to time my kids & @jomalleydillom on a road trip rest stop so “we can make good time still” is

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  9. Retweeted

    Thank you for making our patients’ day so much brighter. Your surprise warmed our hallways and put smiles on everyone’s faces! Our patients loved your company…and your gifts! ❤️

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  10. 17 Dec 2018

    this tweet is brought to you by 1996

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  12. 14 Dec 2018

    It is remarkably refreshing to read a totally bonkers story about a former Congressman, and it turns out to be..actually entirely good and heartwarming.

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  13. 14 Dec 2018

    What does Kirstjen Nielsen call a dead 7-year-old girl in her care? Deterrence.

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  14. 14 Dec 2018

    Awesome group of Fellows this spring at . Students will be lucky to hear from some of the best in the business

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  15. 12 Dec 2018

    The President’s lawyer doing a stint in the slammer is just a normal rite of passage. Everyone knows Bob Bauer still carries a shank he whittled from a toothbrush during his time running the largest prison gang in the East Coast federal system

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  16. 9 Dec 2018

    Who knows who the next WH COS will be, but it’s fantastic that Chris Christie is absolutely sitting by his phone, answering every unknown caller on the 1st ring only to hear a recorded message about refinancing credit card debt

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  17. 8 Dec 2018

    And the kids, they’ve got questions that Daniel needs to answer

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  18. 8 Dec 2018

    It’s a wild Saturday night here, is what I’m saying

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  19. 8 Dec 2018

    Hoo boy, pulling up Daniel Tiger Makes a New Friend on the ole cable DVR, leaving the room for 10 mins of quiet, and coming back to two shocked 6 year olds watching a recording of PBS Newshour’s Bush funeral coverage

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  20. 7 Dec 2018

    The best part is that Tillerson and Trump are each getting what they deserve out of the relationship

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  21. 7 Dec 2018
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