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Magnús Pálsson
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Magnús Pálsson

@mpalssonur

Semi-professional nerd. Statistician and Musician.

Joined July 2012

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    1. Yes, I'm A Fire Sign‏ @KateAllDay Feb 5

      Yes, I'm A Fire Sign Retweeted  👑Mademoiselle Belladone

      Yeah, V Day is just an annual reminder that there are normal people. If you can solve polynomials in your head, care about social justice, love science and want to burn it down, hit me up. ... ... Nobody? Ok. Sounds about right.https://twitter.com/BrooksNCastles/status/960700726119993346 …

      Yes, I'm A Fire Sign added,

       👑Mademoiselle Belladone @LaBelleBrookie
      bruh, I don't even have a crush to get rejected by 😂
      5 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
    2. Magnús Pálsson‏ @mpalssonur Feb 6
      Replying to @KateAllDay

      Solving general polynomials in your head seems rather excessive

      1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
    3. Magnús Pálsson‏ @mpalssonur Feb 6
      Replying to @mpalssonur @KateAllDay

      Guess I just can't compete 😩 story of my life. It's either "can you give a thorough Marxist analysis of the 2008 crash in under 30 seconds" or it's "can you solve general polynomials in your head". I just can't seem to catch a break 😢 Modern dating is vicious indeed.

      1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
    4. Yes, I'm A Fire Sign‏ @KateAllDay Feb 6
      Replying to @mpalssonur

      Well, the basic laws of economics dictate that abundance increases consumer choice and bargaining power. And lemme tell you brother... Dick is abundant.

      2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
    5. Magnús Pálsson‏ @mpalssonur Feb 6
      Replying to @KateAllDay

      I hate capitalism.

      1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
    6. Magnús Pálsson‏ @mpalssonur Feb 6
      Replying to @mpalssonur @KateAllDay

      OH MY GOD I JUST REALISED. INCELS ARE LIKE TANKIES BUT FOR RELATIONSHIPS!!!!

      1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
    7. Magnús Pálsson‏ @mpalssonur Feb 6
      Replying to @mpalssonur @KateAllDay

      Wait no. that makes no sense. I should go to bed.

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    8. Yes, I'm A Fire Sign‏ @KateAllDay Feb 6
      Replying to @mpalssonur

      Actually it kind of does. "I want this thing. You should want it too. And if you don't want it the way I want it, I hope you fucking die, you stupid bitch"

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      Magnús Pálsson‏ @mpalssonur Feb 6
      Replying to @KateAllDay

      I just had a particular incel phrase pop up in my head. "The government should ensure the equitable distribution of women". 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 Something about the government "redistributing" people invoked the idea of tankies in my head.

      6:27 PM - 6 Feb 2018
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        2. Yes, I'm A Fire Sign‏ @KateAllDay Feb 6
          Replying to @mpalssonur

          That shit is terrifying. I would like to be in charge of the cocktail of drugs evenly distributed to that reddit thread.

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
        3. Magnús Pálsson‏ @mpalssonur Feb 6
          Replying to @KateAllDay

          Well. Not much chance of them getting their ideas very far. These are the egg-in-peehole-trick people after all. The trad life people are way more dangerous as far as I can tell.

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        4. Yes, I'm A Fire Sign‏ @KateAllDay Feb 6
          Replying to @mpalssonur

          Yeah, but if my international feminist witch coven has anything to do with it, all the trad life people will be incel within a decade.

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        5. Magnús Pálsson‏ @mpalssonur Feb 6
          Replying to @KateAllDay

          The problem is that the trad life people have people of multiple genders. They can reproduce with each other. Something the incel crowd, being exclusively dudes, has yet to accomplish. Given the tendency of children to share their parents worldview, this is a problem.

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        6. Yes, I'm A Fire Sign‏ @KateAllDay Feb 6
          Replying to @mpalssonur

          Yeah, that's why we aren't targeting the adults, only female children. Come and play, dear ones. We have science AND magic.

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        7. Magnús Pálsson‏ @mpalssonur Feb 6
          Replying to @KateAllDay

          Oooooh. I get it. Clever Kate. Veeeery clever.

          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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