Tom Moylan

I hold this to be true and won't be bothered with fact-checking

Don’t start me on the Spanish matador provision - incidentally the reason that bladed weapons longer than 10cm have been forbidden in Brussels since the early 1980s.

Of course, the ‘Highlander’ clause...

Go on, Tom, tell the world about the three additional protocols. Lots of caveats and exceptions.

Is this like the ‘Parmesan on fish sauce” exception of 1997?

How did I not know this? I accidentally jabbed a member of the College with a kebob skewer during an interminable mixer more than a decade ago, and I have not seen a cent of the salary nor had access to the sauna.