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@moutheaters

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LANDERS / LA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: kolovoz 2017.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    2. lip 2018.

    Her: I have butterflies in my stomach Me (trying to impress): My skull is full of wasps

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    prije 23 sata
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  3. 1. velj

    I tried to make this a meme I’m sorry

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    1. velj

    me absolutely destroying a US naval fleet by upending a bottle of tobasco into the sea and making the ocean too spicy

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    1. velj

    A groundhog is just any pig without the power of flight.

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    15. sij

    watching netflix and it’s pretty interesting

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  7. 1. velj

    Four years ago I defeated my nemesis and what I didn’t expect is that after the thrill life would lose its purpose, sometimes I wish I had died alongside him

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    store manager’s log day 437: the sign does nothing ppl won’t stop cumming on my cupcakes

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    31. sij

    if you’re drowning in nostalgia or yearning for the impossible; may i suggest a natural remedy for your soul? pretend you’re the world’s smallest frog swimming in a tropical pond and never getting emails.

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  10. 31. sij

    This is late I know but like I said, I’ve been thinking a lot about it, it took some serious reflection

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    1. lip 2018.

    I wish I had more friends [gets exactly one more friend] This is too much

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    19. svi 2019.

    me: I want to wander the radioactive wastes and fight giant insects career counselor: most of those positions are unpaid; let's think of a career that gives you the flexibility to do that on your own time

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    12. lip 2019.

    me at 21: isn’t the world magical me at 31: shut up birds

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    17. sij

    The fifth element is love. The fourth element is pretending not to see someone you know at Barnes and Noble.

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    20. sij

    when i die and they use my body for science i hope they open my stomach and are aghast by how many little pieces of plastic there are in there from times i was too lazy to get scissors and opened things with my teeth

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  16. 31. sij

    I don’t understand dating you just hang out and say I’m sorry to each other and if you kiss you have to shake hands and deliver formal apologies and at the end of the night you tell each other how terrible you feel about everything and agree on a time to do it again 2/10 no thx

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    Moons data has been corrupted. Tides going absolutely shit ham. Final journal entry

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    15. ruj 2017.

    If you're kind of having a rough day, just remember that consciousness is a phase.

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    24. ruj 2019.

    no one has both: 1. a sense of humor 2. dopamine

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    2. svi 2015.

    I take off my blindfold. Before me is a gory tableau of death and destruction, bodies strewn across the landscape. The piñata is unscathed.

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    4. stu 2019.

    ME: wow look at all these hotties FIREFIGHTER: *rescuing a sixth person from a burning building* stop calling them that

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