Josh Meier

@moshjeier

Husband, father, software quality advocate, geek, beer drinker, poker player and diehard Seahawks fan living in enemy territory. Architect at

Concord, CA
Joined June 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    21 Jul 2016

    The post I mentioned I was writing 2 weeks ago is finally up. "Tester augmentation, not test automation"

    1 reply 6 retweets 15 likes
  2. 22 hours ago

    Current Status: Sniffing Glue. No, not that. Counters are going in and the adhesive has a very strong smell.

    1 retweet
  3. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    To paraphrase That 70s Show: “Dad, bad things keep happening to me!” “Son, bad things keep happening to you because you’re a dumbass.”

    I'm sorry. GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE ARE YOU KIDDING ME
    1 reply 2 retweets 9 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    The entire notion of “done” in software is a mirage. “Ready”, yes. “Decided”, yes. “Committed”, sure. But never “done”. Expunge it.

    8 replies 48 retweets 52 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    we're barely

    You Are Not Google 🙌 The blog post I've wanted to write for YEARS.
    9 retweets 24 likes
  6. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    "Start climbin' up the hill, let's see what happens." One year ago tonight, the greatest comeback in Mariners history.

    12 replies 246 retweets 502 likes
  7. Jun 2

    That thing where you finally get through to a company, then accidentally press "End call and accept" when you receive another call. *doh*

    2 likes
  8. Jun 1

    I hate doing drywall so I just put wood on the wall instead.

    3 replies 9 likes
  9. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    Am departing presidential councils. Climate change is real. Leaving Paris is not good for America or the world.

    29,870 replies 234,964 retweets 547,091 likes
  10. Retweeted
    May 30

    Wakes up. Checks Twitter. . . . Uh... . . . 📈 Lookups fo... . . . Regrets checking Twitter. Goes back to bed.

    2,148 replies 98,598 retweets 226,908 likes
  11. May 30
    Replying to

    It's actually starting to look like a kitchen again!

    2 replies
  12. May 27

    I don't always have a free Starbucks but when I do it's a venti 5 shot caramel macchiato.

    1 reply
  13. May 26

    These things that look cabinets are in my kitchen now. Any ideas on what to do?

    2 replies 1 like
  14. May 25

    Sitting at a desk by day, destroying and rebuilding our kitchen by night. I need a third slice of the day.

    1 reply 1 like
  15. May 25

    That thing where your daughter really wants to watch a horrible movie (Little Mermaid 2) but it's in the "Vault" so you can't get it

    1 reply
  16. May 25

    Brace yourself, the Memorial Day sales emails are coming...

  17. Retweeted
    May 23

    Stack Overflow: Helping One Million Developers Exit Vim

    38 replies 1,817 retweets 1,962 likes
  18. May 24

    This has to be one of the best soccer ads of all time

    0:25
    On Sounders vs. Timbers week, we all do our part.
    1 like
  19. May 24

    This is the environment that I'm in right now and it's why I'm thriving. It's not all about the compensation folks.

    What rebels want from their boss... Thanks for sharing this!
    1 retweet 3 likes
  20. Retweeted
    May 22

    I got 99 problems, but one of them is multithreading so honestly I'm not sure how many problems I actually have right now.

    19 replies 1,043 retweets 2,282 likes
  21. Retweeted
    May 22

    50 years ... I have a story to tell about this man.

    On this day in 1967, a show featuring a kindly man in a cardigan & blue sneakers debuted on public television-.
    1,014 replies 25,116 retweets 48,069 likes

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