Justin Moses

@mosesman

I make them laugh, I make them cry, but whatever I do, I hope I leave a good impression.

Austin, Texas
Joined September 2008

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  1. 9 Mar 2015

    Big fan of my . Learn how to get your own monthly delivery of gear and grooming upgrades: via

  2. 14 Sep 2014

    After that solo cup performance, I'm surprised Miss America's question answer wasn't "YOLO!"

  3. 27 Jun 2014

    The benefits of winning a couple of rounds of trivia on Thursday nights !

  4. 24 Oct 2013

    I love Dropbox because This is getting me more space for free

  5. 27 Sep 2013
  6. 14 Aug 2013

    The best part about rush week: setting the thousands of dollars AU parking services make off horribly parked and late girls

  7. Retweeted
    18 Jan 2013

    This whole Te'o scandal has shaken my foundation. Is Chick-Fil-A's Polynesian sauce real or just a delicious, savory hoax???

  8. 5 Dec 2012

    got an email from King Abdullah University of Science and Technology for their masters. Apparently it's actually real and in Saudi Arabia..

  9. 7 Oct 2012

    It feels like fall in auburn, and it isn't the middle of January?! What is this heresy?

  10. 20 Sep 2012

    Mmm, free queso day at Moe's Southwest Grill

  11. 17 Sep 2012

    You can get bacon on your Chick-fil-a sandwich?! Why I think I will

  12. 17 Sep 2012

    Very easy

  13. 14 Sep 2012

    Barely catch my next flight, and now the door is closed they said we are delayed 30 min for maintenance failure. And the AC is broken..

  14. 14 Sep 2012

    Of course everyone on this flight is skinny except for the 300lb guy sitting next to me...

  15. 10 Sep 2012

    Mmm, eating a giant burrito at Lucha Libre!

  16. 8 Sep 2012

    Thank God for public transit, our I wouldn't be eating tonight...

  17. 25 Aug 2012

    I want to put an inflatable kiddy pool inside my pool. Then I would have a pool inside a pool.

  18. 24 Aug 2012

    Lesson learned: triple check for your keys when you leave the office... Not after you walk home...

  19. 17 Aug 2012

    Awesome food tip: use your seat warmer to keep your pizza hot on the ride home. Genius!

  20. 10 Aug 2012

    I hate it when utilities companies say they are going to be there within a certain time span, and they still aren't there 30 minutes after..

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