Kenneth Smith

@mortambo

Programmer, world builder, and soon to be adventure writer.

Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2009.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    11. sij
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    Aeren Belesse, Aasimar Hexblade Warlock/Grave Cleric.

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    prije 3 sata

    I heard a lady yelling "wait!! no!! stop!! stop!!!!" outside our apartment and RAN to see what was happening.... only to find our older neighbor who walks with a cane desperately trying to catch up to her briskly-trotting ancient chihuahua as he rushed to get out of the snow 😂

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    Listen, the world is a shitshow, so we all need this tiny bit of very good news. EAT SHIT NETFLIX AUTOPLAY

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  4. prije 19 sati

    I don't know why but today I started off with so few spoons I barely made it through my normal working day. So that's been fun. Luckily my roommate understands and is getting us dinner. After I eat I plan to just collapse into my bed.

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    5. velj

    DO NOT, MY FRIENDS, BECOME ADDICTED TO BUBBLE TEA IT WILL TAKE HOLD OF YOU, AND YOU WILL RESENT ITS ABSENCE

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    Don't be afraid to tell people that you love them. Don't think that for whatever reason you're not allowed to tell people that you love them. Sometimes all people need to hear are the words "I love you" and it helps them grow and thrive. I love you. And I'm not scared to say it

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    6. velj

    It's a perfect night to slip into something more comfortable, like a grave.

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    6. velj

    Never forget this Power Ranger played a flute with a helmet on and we never questioned how.

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    4. velj

    Luke: How did my father die? Obi-Wan: well, he betrayed everyone and everything he ever loved Obi-Wan: and then I chopped off his arm and legs while he was doing a flip Luke: Obi-Wan: then he just fucking ate it

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  10. 5. velj

    AND...I'm still awake.

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  11. 5. velj

    All I can say is my players better LOVE me. I just spent 3 hours compiling a reference of all their magic items so they have it at the table and don't have to do it on their phones. They'll still have to look some stuff up like the spell effects, but still. Hopefully it helps.

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    My friends. Seriously. A beard is just a face puppy. You need to care for that shit accordingly.

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    3. velj

    love the sound cats make when u touch them when theyre not expecting it. you know the one i mean. the activation noise

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    4. velj

    Hydrate the goths. No government stands a chance against hydrated goths.

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    4. velj

    I’m gonna go lay down in the woods and let moss cover me and not think about any of my societal obligations

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    5. velj

    GENERAL PSA FROM YOUR PAL RACHEL: 2020 IS THE YEAR OF SELF CARE. DO THAT SHIT. EVERY DAY. <<end message>>

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    3. velj

    "I'm asexual" - boring - people will ask silly questions - just google the term for fuck sake "Your corporeal form isn't what interests me, mortal" - makes you seem like a badass demon - we are all meat puppets wandering a wet rock - classy, implies you're immortal (you are)

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    “Guys” - crummy plural pronoun - smacks of gender - y’all exists and does everything it does and more “Mortals” - inclusive of all living beings - tricks the undying into outing themselves in protest - bonus little a momento mori, as a treat

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    5. velj

    Due to recent political events, I need to find a witch that can turn me into an ancient moss-covered tree.

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  20. 5. velj

    Well someone really pushed one of my buttons today. I was asking a friend why she was complaining about the Superbowl half-time show and one of her friends chimed in with "Well of course you aren't offended. My son and my husband didn't mind it at all." Um, I do have a brain lady

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    3. velj

    There are only 6 kinds of tweet: 1. I feel drunk but I'm sober 2. I'm young and I'm underpaid 3. I'm tired but I'm working, yeah 4. I care but I'm restless 5. I'm here but I'm really gone 6. I'm wrong and I'm sorry, baby

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