this fake sex diary is everything i was promised and morehttps://www.thecut.com/article/sex-story-the-woman-whose-husband-is-sleeping-with-her-best-friend.html …
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ma'am that's not from the tryst, that's from pee. somebody hath peed thine bedpic.twitter.com/aIXNWkOPs8
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No married couple in real life has ever done this
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no person who has ever cooked bacon in real life has ever done this
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Show me the grease burns
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This person has never cooked bacon.
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Or actually had sex. No one cooks bacon in a skillet and has sex nearby...ouch!
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SLOW morning sex? That bacon is gonna burn!
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Time is relative. To them, slow may be 3 minutes. To others, slow is slow cooked 12 hour pork. Either way, don’t use bacon as your timer and then tell people would be my tip.
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