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I write & talk: from , , Just Enjoy It While You Can. Small town native, big city enjoyer. Cats and dogs are equally good.

Los Angeles
Joined March 2009

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Mar 31

    The Party Aunt: An Appreciation, and some lessons having a baby taught me about how I could have been a better one

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    just reading up on how Rep. John Rose (R-Tenn.) met his wife

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  3. me logging on and off today

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  4. Retweeted
    20 hours ago

    How is this not Actual Malice defamation??

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  5. (On her phone five minutes later) It’s a sheep. It looks like a sheep.

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  6. “Is that what a tar heel is? Like a goat type thing?” - my mom’s analysis of this game

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  7. When Mitt Romney does the absolute bare minimum

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  8. Retweeted
    Apr 3

    It’s time we turned all award shows into sustainable farms.

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  9. Apr 2

    Coach K has Rasputin eyes; he’ll absolutely dominate retirement

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  10. Retweeted
    Apr 2

    My “Ted doesn’t do drugs or orgies” t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

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  11. Apr 1

    This is for LA Twitter: Let’s all start calling it “Beanie’s Barnery,” not as an April Fools Day prank just like for fun and on an ongoing basis

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    Apr 1

    It's actually even more stunningly ironic than this: not only did Amazon's general counsel call Smalls "not smart and articulate" in 2020, but he urged Amazon to make Smalls "the face of the entire union/organizing movement.” Well, mission accomplished.

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  13. Apr 1

    Should I have said applesauce instead of pudding since the real historical event I was referencing used both

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  14. Apr 1
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    “We want to thank Jeff Bezos for going to space because while he was up there we were organizing a union”

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  16. Apr 1

    the people horniest for zelenskyy are the people whose sexual awakening happened the moment they first saw captain von trapp rip the nazi flag in half

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  17. Apr 1

    this is the final test. if fox news can get parents to do this absolutely bonkers culture war related self-harm they can probably get them to eat phenobarbital laced pudding at the date and time of their choosing

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  18. Apr 1

    i hope fox news keeps trying to get parents to get between their own kids and the only thing that will calm them down on airplanes and car rides. i love this. perfect chaotic 2022 energy

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  19. Retweeted
    Apr 1

    Spearmint or fruit?

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  20. Retweeted
    Apr 1

    Wow, big day for your nemesis. Congrats to them.

    A publisher’s market screenshot dated April 1, 2022:
“Your Nemesis’s project, titled The Novel You’ve Been Working on For Five Years, a book pitched in the vein of Secret History, Where the Crawdads Sing, and somehow also The Bible (?), has been sold in a multi-house auction for enough money to buy the entire city of Cincinnati. It’s literally just the book you’ve been thinking about for most of your life, in a life-changing deal, in a multibook deal, for publication in December 2023.
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  21. Apr 1

    Happy March 32nd to all who celebrate

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