MJ

@morganisawizard

her majesty the twitter wizard ™ // libertarian

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Sep 16

    Twitter really needs to chill with the blue check. You're making vegan enthusiast Pam with 2k followers think she's a foreign policy expert.

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  2. 5 minutes ago

    With the exception of a few humorous parts and some token nostalgic references, everything about this movie was trash. I am beyond pissed at whoever allowed this horrible scriptwriting to go into production.

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  3. 39 minutes ago

    I won't say spoilers, but that was not good at all. God awful script.

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  4. Retweeted
    4 hours ago

    One of my Facebook friend just shared a screencap, so that's pretty cool.

    3 replies 1 retweet 11 likes
  5. Retweeted
    6 Dec 2016

    to my life-changing trip helping poverty stricken moisture farmers on Tatooine!

    15 replies 24 retweets 223 likes
  6. Retweeted
    12 hours ago

    Stop being so famous,

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  7. 13 hours ago

    I just fist-bumped my cashier. I am shook.

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  8. 13 hours ago

    I feel as if Chick-Fil-A employees are required to go through a brainwashing similar to that in Get Out, you must sit restrained just listening to a soft voice whisper "my pleasure" hours on end in order to attain that unprecedented kindness.

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  9. Retweeted
    Dec 10

    sweater weather ❄️

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  10. Dec 13

    If is repealed: • Netflix will cost $199 per second • $800 fine if you say MySpace • Your iPhone will strangle you • The entirety of Manhattan will be zombies except for one man • Annual reaping of children will be instated • The Lorax shows up • Sharknado

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  11. Dec 13

    Deserve does not mean entitled, especially when its someone else's resources or labor.

    I just don’t get Libertarians. The belief that if you can’t pay for something, you don’t deserve it, is just abhorrent to me. How can any young person think like this, and how can any old person go through life without developing any humanity.
    11 replies 10 retweets 128 likes
  12. Retweeted
    Dec 13

    Less than 24 hours to go..

    3 replies 2 retweets 15 likes
  13. Retweeted
    Dec 13

    Killing.

    Replying to @weeberrrr @_ancap_ @Snowden
    Name me one thing government does well and efficiently.
    765 replies 7,064 retweets 19,365 likes
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    Dec 13

    PSA for all drivers on shitty roads:

    Its winter, the roads are getting awful. Reminder to NOT be that complete asshole who enters an intersection on a green when its too backed up to clear it... you're making all the opposite direction cars unable to move when the light changes.
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  15. Dec 13

    This is an example of being an asshole:

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  16. Dec 13

    Its winter, the roads are getting awful. Reminder to NOT be that complete asshole who enters an intersection on a green when its too backed up to clear it... you're making all the opposite direction cars unable to move when the light changes.

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  17. Dec 13

    Also, "What's your major" "Film" "Oh.... 😉😉😉" "Boy shut the hell up"

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  18. Dec 12

    Andrew here voted third party in Alabama and didn't compromise his morals to appease a flawed two-choice mindset. Be like Andrew.

    Replying to @morganisawizard
    Count me as one of the proud 22,000!
    11 replies 23 retweets 139 likes
  19. Dec 12

    22,000 people aren't slaves to the two party system. Promising.

    22,000 write-ins
    14 replies 46 retweets 239 likes
  20. Dec 12

    Win the 'Encyclopedia of Libertarianism' and more!

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  21. Dec 12

    Dang, what an epidemic this is! C'mon guys we need to make a compromise and it needs to be great.

    Hot take: whatever happens tonight, the fact that Alabama (population 4.8 million) and California (population 39.3 million) both have the same number of Senators is still ridiculous.
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