MJ

@morganisawizard

her majesty the twitter wizard ™ // libertarian

Joined March 2014

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Sep 16

    Twitter really needs to chill with the blue check. You're making vegan enthusiast Pam with 2k followers think she's a foreign policy expert.

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  2. 5 minutes ago

    With the exception of a few humorous parts and some token nostalgic references, everything about this movie was trash. I am beyond pissed at whoever allowed this horrible scriptwriting to go into production.

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  3. 39 minutes ago

    I won't say spoilers, but that was not good at all. God awful script.

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  4. Retweeted
    4 hours ago

    One of my Facebook friend just shared a screencap, so that's pretty cool.

  5. Retweeted
    6 Dec 2016

    to my life-changing trip helping poverty stricken moisture farmers on Tatooine!

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    12 hours ago
  7. 13 hours ago

    I just fist-bumped my cashier. I am shook.

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  8. 13 hours ago

    I feel as if Chick-Fil-A employees are required to go through a brainwashing similar to that in Get Out, you must sit restrained just listening to a soft voice whisper "my pleasure" hours on end in order to attain that unprecedented kindness.

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  9. Retweeted
    Dec 10

    sweater weather ❄️

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  10. Dec 13

    If is repealed: • Netflix will cost $199 per second • $800 fine if you say MySpace • Your iPhone will strangle you • The entirety of Manhattan will be zombies except for one man • Annual reaping of children will be instated • The Lorax shows up • Sharknado

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  11. Dec 13

    Deserve does not mean entitled, especially when its someone else's resources or labor.

  12. Retweeted
    Dec 13

    Less than 24 hours to go..

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    Dec 13
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    Dec 13
  15. Dec 13

    This is an example of being an asshole:

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  16. Dec 13

    Its winter, the roads are getting awful. Reminder to NOT be that complete asshole who enters an intersection on a green when its too backed up to clear it... you're making all the opposite direction cars unable to move when the light changes.

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  17. Dec 13

    Also, "What's your major" "Film" "Oh.... 😉😉😉" "Boy shut the hell up"

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  18. Dec 12

    Andrew here voted third party in Alabama and didn't compromise his morals to appease a flawed two-choice mindset. Be like Andrew.

  19. Dec 12

    22,000 people aren't slaves to the two party system. Promising.

  20. Dec 12

    Win the 'Encyclopedia of Libertarianism' and more!

  21. Dec 12

    Dang, what an epidemic this is! C'mon guys we need to make a compromise and it needs to be great.

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