Morgan Phillips

@Morgan

The Morgan (Phillips) who does comedy in NYC, mostly at UCB. Hierophant of Not A Bit Comedy Theater ().

Brooklyn, NY
morganphillips.com
Joined January 2007
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Apr 10

    The closest he'll ever come to taking some responsibility

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    Anyone else need a mulligan? Celebrate Golfer’s Day with 20% off all golf product. Use code LOVEGOLF20 at checkout.
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  2. 12 hours ago

    Slow start yesterday, but making some serious progress today on this cake made

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  3. 13 hours ago

    Just throwing this out there, what about a non-profit talent incubator with and as executive directors?

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  4. 14 hours ago

    But how will all of this affect ME

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  5. 16 hours ago

    The timing of the email I just got from UCB paired with a sudden rain storm is too much, thanks

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  6. 17 hours ago

    A family where the kid went to spring break in FL and the parents are proud of them because guns

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  7. 17 hours ago

    Excited!

    NEWS: Introducing the all-new Morgan… podcast! “Talking Shop: The Morgan Podcast” aims to give you insight into some of Morgan’s defining moments, most influential individuals and exciting characters.
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  8. Apr 19

    Cool, had my first "people refusing to do social distancing" nightmare.

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  9. Apr 18

    Somebody please write an essay on this usage of "politically correct"

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    "Mike Pence is a phenomenal guy. He is making the commencement address right now at the Air Force Academy where they are being very politically correct. 10 feet apart." -- Trump
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  10. Apr 17

    I still mourn Google Wave, and I wish we had it right now. The sole purpose of this tweet is so that other weird people who search Twitter for "Google Wave" will know they aren't alone in their weirdness.

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  11. Apr 17

    I PRAY THAT TRUE PATRIOTS IN VIRGINIA, MICHIGAN AND MINNESOTA FOLLOW IN THE FOOTSTEPS OF THE BRAVE TEXANS WHO FOUGHT OFF THE IMAGINARY SCOURGE OF JADE HELM VIA THE MAGICAL POWER OF ALL CAPS TWEETS!

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  12. Apr 16

    Is there a bleak, upsetting version of Animal Crossing? This feels like a lie

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  13. Retweeted
    Apr 15

    This is what's actually happening right now while the President praises his own response and his propogandists glibly remind us that the flu and poverty also kill a lot of people.

    Horrifying: Police found 17 bodies at a nursing home in NJ. 68 deaths in total linked to the single facility.
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  14. Apr 15

    Religious people could you please double check that you are not praying wrong

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  15. Apr 15

    Got my direct deposit stimulus check! Excited to do the series of clicks that send it directly to my credit card company!

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  16. Apr 14

    The decision to do the new Tiger King episode like a reality TV reunion show is a really specific flavor of awful

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  17. Apr 14

    What if after 9/11 we'd had another attack with the same number of deaths. Every week. For two months. And counting.

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  18. Apr 13

    Ohhhh that whole “death panels” thing wasn’t a fear of the government murdering old and sick people, it was a fear of panels

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  19. Apr 13

    FINE I will do a free month of Spotify Premium now You win

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  20. Apr 10

    What if religions only do the "helping other people" part for the next few months, just throwing it out there

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