MORALS GARMS

@moralsgarms

foot in mouth disorder

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  2. Jan 30

    shout out to all my service industry homies today that have to tell fucking psychos that "no, the patio isn't open."

    4 likes
  3. Jan 28

    Criminal Penguin

  4. Jan 28

    would it be mean spirited to put ur BF on blast for the 20+ empty cans of monster energy in his car? bc I have a picture and it's DISGUSTING

    2 likes
  5. Jan 28

    jewelry that only matches your workout clothes: Classic conundrum

    1 like
  6. Jan 26

    baby farts sound like adult farts and it's just so fucking funny.

    2 likes
  7. Jan 26

    my baby just rolled over by himself and this is good!

    3 likes
  8. Jan 25

    why did I think eating subway and pounding a large ice coffee before work was a good idea

  9. Jan 24

    lol when ur holding ur baby at a restaurant & the car seat thats sitting on the chair falls upside down onto the floor and everyone is AUGHH

    1 like
  10. Retweeted
    Jan 20

    Can't dinner for 2 unless you RT: Give me some Restaurant Week freebies please! .com

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    8:55 AM - 20 Jan 2016 · Details
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  11. Jan 19

    also omfg fuck off this doc has HD footage of katmai natl park aka salmon cam my dawwwwwgs

  12. Jan 19

    I chose not to eat mine bc my only natural predator is in jail?

    3 likes
  13. Jan 19

    animals eat their newborns placenta after birth to quickly mask the smell of blood as a defense mechanism. that's pretty savvy I guess.

  14. Jan 19

    thx google

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    8:58 PM - 19 Jan 2016 · Details
  15. Jan 19

    however, i do like like the idea of polar bears going to copyright court w/ little penguin lawyers, an eagle bailiff, maybe a walrus judge?

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  16. Jan 19

    allow me to clarify: the polar bears are not fighting over the legal rights to the score; it's acting as the soundtrack

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  17. Jan 19

    watching an antarctica doc where 2 polar bears are fighting over a public domain version of the the main theme from requiem for a dream lol

    2 likes
  18. Jan 19

    have you ever spent time multiplying months, reducing fractions, converting to decimals the percentage of ur life youve spent with someone?

  19. Jan 18

    HELLOOOOOO

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    5:49 PM - 18 Jan 2016 · Details
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