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  1. Pinned Tweet
    25 Oct 2015

    Almost every time I see a fav I imagine that person shaking their head, chuckling, and saying to themself, "classic Cliff."

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  2. Shakira O'Neal

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    19 hours ago
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    28 Jul 2013

    the whole neigjborhood is outside in the street crazy yelling because guy across the street managed to flush a basketball down the toilet.

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    Super Bowl nachos, you can’t have any

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    Feb 1

    After years of careful clicking the youtube algorithm is now my good friend and only brings me the best stuff

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    Japanese steak house closed because of the dumb ass fucking football game fuck the NFL fuck you .

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  11. The assault rifle, the scooters and the massager are all explainable but why the fuck does the hood not align with the stove in the second image.

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    Feb 2

    THIS IS NOT A PLACE OF HONOR. NO HIGHLY ESTEEMED DEED IS COMMEMORATED HERE. NOTHING OF VALUE IS HERE. THIS PLACE IS A MESSAGE AND PART OF A SYSTEM OF MESSAGES. PAY ATTENTION TO IT. WE CONSIDERED OURSELVES A POWERFUL CULTURE

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    Feb 2
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    I'm making homemade buffalo wings for our Super Bowl party but it's my first time and i'm trying to figure out: how long should I microwave them, and can I microwave at the same time as the nachos or do I need to do it separately? Thank you!!!

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    If you told me in 2016 that I’d be singing Bernie’s praises, I’d have been really surprised. But the thing is, his disability plan dropped yesterday, and it’s *great*.

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    Feb 1

    hold on my uber is here

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  17. Had the "Billy Madison" dream. (I re-enrolled in high school as an adult for some reason)

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    Feb 1

    sorry not sorry.

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    Here’s how things look in Cedar Rapids at tonight’s rally. Easily the biggest crowd since Queens back in October. – at US Cellular Center

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    Feb 1

    Goofy has died

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