my entire net worth is in alts, sorry im not here for a 2x
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@moon_guurl
college drop out turned full time investor occasional trader ethereum hoarder noob streamersomewhere on my horse :)Joined August 2020
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I remember buying my first $eth for $173/coin ... almost everyone I knew told me it was a scam 😆🖕✨ shoutout to my degen gambler dad for always telling me to bet more
Managing 7 figures worth of crypto on a $200 Lenovo laptop type of energy
Some of you will literally spend $3m on NFTs but live at your parent’s house to avoid rent
The most dangerous game in the world - casually browsing open sea w a meta mask full of eth
idk wat kinda sex makes u wanna have a joint hardware wallet, but I ain’t have it yet
SpaceX will accept Dogecoin as payment to launch 'DOGE-1 mission to the Moon' next year.... wut
harrypotterobamasonic10inu will 2x in the next 10 days ♡ making my wallet as fat as my ~
Guys on CT will literally drop 6 figures on a profile photo but ask you to split the check
Now that most of you have achieved some wealth, we should start working on class ..
NGL, I’ve had my fun in the opensea casino. First time I’ve been outside in days. Just vibbin 🌴
You guys remember in the 5th grade when we all swore to never drink or do drugs
Market is absolute shit but I got to spend the day swimming w my mommy, so I’m happy 💖✨ been feeling really grateful for small stuff like this lately
Guys in crypto are the grown-up version of that weird kid in school who would bring his binder full of Pokémon cards to class everyday ... now it’s just NFTs
Some of you know that I got bit by my parents dog yesterday. To be clear, it was a very sweet & kind golden retriever who was scared & reacted. As her owner, that’s on me
My vision is much much better today & honestly, being Scareface irl is kind of a vibe. Winners adjust ✨
Unpopular opinion but whales shorting crypto, at a time when we’re finally starting to get a taste of mass adoption, is fundamentally hurtful to the ecosystem.
Almost all of the crypto ✨iNfLuEnCeRs✨ I used to look up to are apparently low to no net worth ... big yikes
The amount of hate I’ve received for openly saying that I’m bisexual is actually shocking 👀 .. growing up in LA, I guess I take for granted how open & welcoming the culture is to LGBTQ .. but come on guys, #crypto is supposed to be for everybody 🌈🦋 let’s do better, please :(
Watch ur confidence soar when u start to make tiny changes every day, shit adds up real quick. U can elevate from sad bitch to bad bitch in like 2 wks 🖤
so it’s like money but inside of your computer? can you maybe teach me how to get some?
u guys remember in kindergarten when we had an extra set of clothes in our cubbies in case we shit ourselves? BASED
My first and only year of high school, I used to eat my lunch in the library because I had no friends! 😆😆😆 I still have no real life friends but jokes on them because I’ve got a a fck ton in my phone!!!!!! #5kclub 🤘
everybody’s looking at me but I’m thinking about you 🌈 sunbathing in my grandmas backyard today, feeling really happy and grateful rn ✨
Has anyone else ever met someone random, added them on Instagram or Facebook, and then autistically watch their life unfold over the years
Listening to Sam Bankman Fried go on spaces to talk about how he stole $40B and is still not in jail, meanwhile there are people behind bars for smoking weed
You need to endure a certain amount of shit before you can unlock the next level of your life
usually wouldn’t post something like this but fck it, my trainer says I look cute!✨
💖HOT GIRL SUMMER OKLG💖
Sat down w to talk about my crypto journey!!!! Thank you for the feature 🖤
In honor of international woman’s day
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Vintage Versace I stole from my grandma because I’m too poor to buy my own. Thanks a lot stupid bears. 🐻
Launch pads are the biggest scam in crypto, sorry not sorry ✌️ gonna go do some bad girl shit now .. phone on silent 🖤
tell your dad I’m single and to swap all his boomer btc for schizo $bitcoin cause we’re going to 20 cents 🍼🍪
Both of SBFs parents teach law at Stanford and you actually think he’s going to jail???
Someone accidentally sold punk 3860 for 99 wei not eth .. a literal penny ...
From now on any major fuck up shall be known as a 3860
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Punk 3860 bought for 99 Wei (< $0.01 USD) by 0x1919db from 0x4eea85. larvalabs.com/cryptopunks/de #cryptopunks #ethereum
Being a good girl was fun and all, but tbh sweet and naive little rea is dead and gone..... she’s moved on to better things 💋🖤 don’t wait up
Never over extend yourself for people who wouldn’t even extend for you 💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜
Imagine choosing something called Wolfram over Chainlink ... because “Steve is a good friend and wolfram doesn’t have an army of trolls attacking me over the internet” .... jfc
Find someone who will care about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account
I’m no genius but this is my top signal indicator :
- go to tik tok
- type coin name into search bar
- look under top videos
- if u don’t see any hot chicks, this ain’t the top
Case in point $AVAX. All dicks no chicks. You’re welcome.
Everyone is looking for the next 100x gem, but I’m just trying to 10x my life
Just spent 3 hours with some of the “best and brightest” scientists in cali and none of them had even heard of #Chainlink 🤝☺️ I am officially declaring it— this is a clown world
COME DRINK THROUGH THE BEAR MARKET W REA!! // every sunday I’m going to be posting a new drinky recipe so we can all stay thoroughly fcked up together // this week is a blackberry lemonade spritz // ily ok;lg
You guys remember when we were kids and they told us you had to be married to have sex?
No one is coming to save you.
No one is coming to make you fit.
No one is coming to make you rich.
No one is coming to make you happy.
Hustle up, that comes from within 🦋
C E Ho of meme finance on poop chain 💅 wut like it’s hard? 👸🏻 oh please // jk just finished my first workout since the accident 🔫🔫🔫
Dis a Hellcat not an Scat Pack // out here under exposed to ETH and not even giving a fck, steady mobbin w all my pixels
