I, for one, welcome our new rapidly aging overlords. #TappedOutShmoikel
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Jeebus granted Harry Porker's request & turned him into prince. Best he could do was Krusty/Penelope. #CrossedStoryLines #TappedOutShmoikel
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Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo has returned! Or Maybe it's Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo Junior? #OneTimeCharacterGraveyard #TappedOutShmoikel
Fat Tony is paying her a little extra to help smuggle in a "cousin" from "Italy." #AirQuotesOmerta #TappedOutShmoikel
Shmoikel = Sideshow Bob back for revenge on Bart, & Penelope = Itchy standing on top of Scratchy in drag. #ObvsPlotTwist #TappedOutShmoikel
Shmoikel's my brother! Shmoikel's my son! My father and I...understand, or is it too tough for you? #Chinatown #TappedOutShmoikel
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Well-known that princesses reproduce by asexual budding. Meeting Krusty at age 2 created her 1st #RegenerativeOutgrowth. #TappedOutShmoikel
TSTO game developers double-dipping by writing identical story lines for #DaysOfOurLives. #TappedOutShmoikel
Game developers at EA have officially given up. As if anyone couldn't tell yet... #Monorail #TappedOutShmoikel
I wrote my dissertation on Enhanced Princess Reproductive Abilities, but it won't fit in a tweet. #TooBadForYou #TappedOutShmoikel
Accelerated aging is a serious disease! Stop joking and go buy me a beer if you're really 25!!! #TappedOutShmoikel #InsensitiveTSTOWriters
It took 12.5 birth certs to fill out his full name...the Springfield Dept of Health added up all the ages to arrive at 25 #TappedOutShmoikel
Shmoikel's only 2 in game years, but all the crashes slowed time so much it added on 25 extra. #TappedOutShmoikel #GazillionDonuts
Obviously, he is 25 because the writers need him to be. Just like in any good soap opera. #TappedOutShmoikel
