Ian S Cunningham

@monkeytorturer

A naturally sad person

Longmont, CO
monkeylove.malkavia.com
Joined June 2009
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  1. Retweeted
    Mar 3

    This casket company tried to get Trump to save them. He didn't. Now they're moving to Mexico. via

    62 replies 489 retweets 495 likes
  2. Retweeted
    Feb 16

    I inherited a disaster he says

    314 replies 7,321 retweets 9,149 likes
  3. Feb 16

    Ted Nugent shit himself in front of the draft board to avoid serving in Vietnam.

    1 reply 1 like
  4. 16 Oct 2013

    "Last time I checked, racism in America wasn't broken or in need of fixing. It is healthy as ever." — Alcopheliac

  5. Retweeted
    19 Apr 2013

    ATTENTION, RACISTS: The Boston bombing suspects are from the actual Caucasus region, meaning they *literally could not be more Caucasian*

    374 replies 11,845 retweets 4,408 likes
  6. 15 Apr 2013

    It's useless information, but I do hope as many people are as okay as possible in Boston.

  7. 25 Mar 2013

    AUGH MY TINNITUS

    1 reply
  8. 15 Mar 2013

    @pigskin_junki3 If I *wanted* to read everything the Philedelphia Eagles tweeted, I WOULD HAVE FOLLOWED THEM.

    1 reply 1 like
  9. 14 Mar 2013
    Replying to

    @pigskin_junki3 Nobody still alive, at least.

    1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
  10. 20 Nov 2012

    Sitting in the office over the lunch hour, listening to YouTube videos, wishing the fire alarm earlier would have resulted in us going home.

    1 retweet
  11. 21 Oct 2012

    Well, hacked again. Let's see if the new password is as strong as twitter claims.

  12. 16 Mar 2012

    RIP M.A.R. Barker

  13. 2 Mar 2012

    I'm sorry. The Beatles just aren't very good.

  14. 10 Nov 2011

    Yesterday, I saw a kid wearing skinny jeans sagging down below his ass. I had thought those fashions were mutually exclusive. I was wrong.

  15. 3 Oct 2011

    I always wonder if famous people have "freebie lists" like in that episode of Friends, and if they put totally non-famous on them.

    1 reply
  16. 1 Oct 2011

    Saw 50/50 today. Anna Kendrick is really pretty. Joseph Gordon-Actor and Seth Rogen have some nice chemistry.

  17. 16 Sep 2011

    Rumor has it will be guest starring on Glee and Community this Fall season!

    1 reply
  18. 16 Sep 2011

    If I were a Time Lord, I wonder what my /nom de temps/ would be.

    2 replies
  19. 22 Aug 2011

    Wow. I really hate new Twitter's interface.

  20. 22 Aug 2011

    I caught my first Shiny pokemon last night. It was a Durant.

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