it seems like mom twitter argues about something different every day, so to make it easier on you guys, i went ahead and made a list. please choose your arguments accordingly! 
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also, this was a joke so don't get butthurt about it
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Do you want my answers though?

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probably not, because someone will come out of the woodwork and attack you for it, and i don't want you to go through that yet

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